Have you been, or have I directed you, to this place here? (http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/welcome.html) You will find all the smells you could ever want. Since you're in the market for shiny goodness, and also depressed about no smells, you can buy some and then dowse yourself with your preferred scent and walk around sniffing yourself all day.

Check out the forums, and go to "reviews". You'll find excellent descriptions of individual takes/reactions to different scents.

No, I totally don't get anything for inducting new members into the cult, why do you ask?