tenlittlebullets: (Surrender Dorothy!)
Ten Little Chances to be Free ([personal profile] tenlittlebullets) wrote2003-06-02 05:10 pm

Gah.

A green house or a haunted house? Haunted, definitely.
A princess or a pea? Depends. Is it a hot princess?
A movie screen or a mirror? Depends on the movie. But mirrors are cool, if slightly creepy.
A garden or a jungle? Garden, albiet a very overgrown one.
Red lipstick or black nail polish? Black nailpolish.
Whipped cream or hot chocolate? Bring on the whipped cream, biotch.
Fuzz or fizz? Fuzz is ugly. Gimme fizz.
A convenience store or a tattoo parlor? Tats, tats, tats are good.
Rubber duck or submarine? Submarine, especially if anything nuclear is involved.
A thunderstorm or a bubble machine? Thunderstorm. Definitely.
A stick or a stone? Stone. You can't throw sticks at people.
A ghost or a zombie? Ghost. Goffick, haha.
A fruit or a veggie? Fruit, definitely.
Medusa or muse? Muse. I need my fucking muse back, damn it.
Italy or Switzerland? Switzerland
Silk or sandpaper? Sandpaper
Poker or go fish? Poker.
Pistachio or cookie dough? Cookie dough.
A shark or a dolphin? Shark.
Summer or winter? Winter
Gold or silver? Silver
April showers or may flowers? Showers, anyday.
A problem or a solution? Problem. Oooh, the angstiness of it all.
A giant redwood or a weeping willow? Weeping willow. Pretty.
Handmade or home cooked? Handmade. Unless we're talking about my mother's garlic bread.
A clam or an oyster? Search me.
To be shaken or stirred? Shaken
A tree in the city or a sky scraper in the country? Tree in the city
Tin foil or plastic wrap? Tin foil. Crumple, crumple, they're trying to steal my brains...
Dirt or sand? Dirt
Peanut butter or jelly? They're both gross.
rose or a daisy? Rose. The ultimately cliche black rose.
Herbal tea or black coffee? Black coffee.
................................................................................................................................
::current clothes:: Camo pants, 'nobody knows i'm a lesbian' shirt, ratty black hoodie, duct-tape shoes.
::current music:: Das Ich. Why am I listening to them? I hate them. *turns off radio*
::current mood:: bored
::current taste:: none really
::current hair:: short. brown.
::current smell:: computers. yes, computers have a smell you idiot.
::current thing:: looks like that would be my computer keyboard, ni?
::current desktop picture:: 'Oxymoron #3: Microsoft Works'
::current favorite artist:: no idea
::current favorite band[s]:: Rammstein, KMFDM, VNV Nation, Wumpscut, Funker Vogt, Apoptygma Berzerk
::current cd in player:: NIN, probably.
::current color of fingernails:: scribbled on in black pen
::current refreshment:: none
::current worry:: homework. programming project. arguing parents into letting me camp out in front of the bookstore for Harry Potter V
...last person...
::you touched:: no idea
::you talked to:: brother
::you instant messaged:: my Bulgarian cracker friend
::who broke your heart:: me
...am i...
::understanding:: not really
::open-minded:: yes, definitely
::arrogant:: alternating between arrogance and extreme inferiority complex
::interesting:: doesn't everyone find themselves interesting?
::random:: bovine immunodeficiency virus?
::hungry:: not now
::friendly:: NO.
::smart:: i hope i am.
::childish:: sometimes
::independent:: of the mainstream? mostly. of my parents? i wish.
::hard working:: no. dye my hair blue and stick a 'lazy' sign on my ass.
::emotionally stable:: usually, but not in springtime
::shy:: quite
::difficult:: I can be
::attractive:: if I really try, maybe
::bored easily:: yes
::messy:: extremely
::thirsty:: always
::responsible:: usually, depends on what we're talking about though
::obsessed:: very
::angry:: yes
::sad:: sometimes
::happy:: not particularly
::hyper:: after half a box of penguin mints? you'd better believe I'm hyper!
::trusting:: is it possible to be gullible and paranoid at the same time?
::talkative:: no.
::unique:: yep
::ignored:: yes, or at least I feel that way
::reliable:: no
::optimistic:: no
::deepthinker:: sometimes
::self disciplined:: not by a long shot
::sleepy:: for about eight hours after I wake up. but when I have to go to sleep I never can.
::lonely:: yes, but it's better than the alternative
...who do you want to...
::kill:: the entire bush administration
::slap:: Doug
::get really wasted with:: Anna or my girlfriend
::tickle:: Anna

Wow, my answers on the first section were scarily similar to the one I filched this one from. Different on the second bit though.

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