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tenlittlebullets) wrote2006-03-08 06:16 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2006-03-08 06:16 pm
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Dear Montparnasse,
I never intended to become a raging fangirl of yours, you understand. Kindly shut up, leave me alone, and stop making me want to write really twisted things.
Dear Combeferre and Prouvaire,
Stop being so damn cute. Just stop it. I'm going to get cavities if you keep acting this sweet and adorable.
Dear Enjolras,
I'm sorry. I'm truly and deeply sorry. One of these days I'll write you a nice, long gen fic with lots of political shenanigans and no slash involving you, just to make up for all the times you've been brutally taken advantage of lately. Until then... back on your knees, 'cause there's a queue all the way to Poland. (Oh, and I suggest you make a point of never, ever meeting other revolutionary leaders in that barricade survival AU I'm absolutely not writing. Because then you'd probably get it in your head that you're the only person who can really save France, and I'd end up with a dictator!Enjolras on my hands.)
Dear Fantine,
Actually, I feel sorrier for you than for my assorted E!figments. Canon characters keep buying you...!
Dear anthropomorphic personification of Lady France,
Stop acting so smug. You may get to bang Enjolras, but you'll probably never make it out of my head because my drawing skills are the sux0r. Plus, the Endless are all laughing at you because of the staggering number of pretty revolutionaries you've already been to bed with.
I never intended to become a raging fangirl of yours, you understand. Kindly shut up, leave me alone, and stop making me want to write really twisted things.
Dear Combeferre and Prouvaire,
Stop being so damn cute. Just stop it. I'm going to get cavities if you keep acting this sweet and adorable.
Dear Enjolras,
I'm sorry. I'm truly and deeply sorry. One of these days I'll write you a nice, long gen fic with lots of political shenanigans and no slash involving you, just to make up for all the times you've been brutally taken advantage of lately. Until then... back on your knees, 'cause there's a queue all the way to Poland. (Oh, and I suggest you make a point of never, ever meeting other revolutionary leaders in that barricade survival AU I'm absolutely not writing. Because then you'd probably get it in your head that you're the only person who can really save France, and I'd end up with a dictator!Enjolras on my hands.)
Dear Fantine,
Actually, I feel sorrier for you than for my assorted E!figments. Canon characters keep buying you...!
Dear anthropomorphic personification of Lady France,
Stop acting so smug. You may get to bang Enjolras, but you'll probably never make it out of my head because my drawing skills are the sux0r. Plus, the Endless are all laughing at you because of the staggering number of pretty revolutionaries you've already been to bed with.