And the 'Too dumb to live' award goes to...

[tenlittlebullets]

...the special special snowflake who left her databases project until the last minute, took her laptop to the school library to work, and took it home intending to stay up all night finishing it... only to realize she had left her laptop's power cord behind. In the building that was at closing time when she left.

The only thing rescuing me from my own stupidity is the fact that I have a spare laptop. *keeps working frantically*