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[tenlittlebullets]

CURRENT CAFFEINE COUNT:

1/2 bottle of Jolt (~50mg)
5 pieces Jolt gum (250mg)
12 Penguin mints (god knows. let's just say another 100mg)
1 No-Doz pill (200mg)

Total = ~600mg = six cups of coffee

I'MTERRIBLYSORRYDIDYOUJUSTSAYSOMETHING?

*goes off to buy more Jolt*

*sings 'I May Be A Tiny Chimney Sweep, But I've Got An Enormous Broom' at the top of his lungs... to the tune of the chimney sweep song from Mary Poppins*

Dude, that song is the ONLY good thing to come out of the Draco Trilogy. And the verses SO FIT the verses from Chim Chiminee.

Sorry. Get back to me when I'm less wired.

Comments

[sugarsammy2004.livejournal.com]

Holy shit! 0_0 That's a lot of caffeine! [/obvious]

Dude, that song is the ONLY good thing to come out of the Draco Trilogy.

Hear, hear!

[im-a-shark.livejournal.com]

There's Jolt gum??? Where can I get me some of this????

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

The local Brooks pharmacy sells it... but then again, they know they have insomniac college students a mile or two up the road, which could influence that.

[john-lover-jay.livejournal.com]

Jolt gum???!!! I really have to get me some of that. Right now. Coffee's just not really cuttin it anymore... need jolt gum!
~Jay