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tenlittlebullets) wrote2011-05-24 01:41 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2011-05-24 01:41 pm
ARC ATTACK: NEW FAVORITE THING
What's better than a Tesla coil?
A musical Tesla coil! Yes, the hum those things put out is actually a square wave remniscient of analog synthesizers, and apparently it is possible to control the frequency. And once that happened, you just know some mad scientists were going to hook it up to a MIDI rig and make a live show out of it.
But wait, what's better than a musical Tesla coil?
Two musical Tesla coils, dummy. Two musical Tesla coils playing the Imperial March.
How can you top two musical Tesla coils playing the Imperial March?
Two musical Tesla coils. Playing the Doctor Who theme. While some crazy fucker dances in between them in a Faraday suit covered in lights that are powered by the arcs from the Tesla coils. No, REALLY.
(Edit: Aaaaand crazy fucker in Faraday suit is waving around fluorescent-tube "lightsabers" and using them to set balloons on fire while the Tesla coils play the Legend of Zelda theme. Your argument is invalid.)
A musical Tesla coil! Yes, the hum those things put out is actually a square wave remniscient of analog synthesizers, and apparently it is possible to control the frequency. And once that happened, you just know some mad scientists were going to hook it up to a MIDI rig and make a live show out of it.
But wait, what's better than a musical Tesla coil?
Two musical Tesla coils, dummy. Two musical Tesla coils playing the Imperial March.
How can you top two musical Tesla coils playing the Imperial March?
Two musical Tesla coils. Playing the Doctor Who theme. While some crazy fucker dances in between them in a Faraday suit covered in lights that are powered by the arcs from the Tesla coils. No, REALLY.
(Edit: Aaaaand crazy fucker in Faraday suit is waving around fluorescent-tube "lightsabers" and using them to set balloons on fire while the Tesla coils play the Legend of Zelda theme. Your argument is invalid.)