Ten Little Chances to be Free (
tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-10-23 06:45 pm
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*gigglegrin* Sang in my room today. Some fucktard was mocking me in the hallway during 'On My Own' but I just sang louder 'cos it's an alto song and while I may sound like an asshat there's no danger of eardrum-bursting if I sing a middle C loud. Heh.
Now, Phantom of the Opera, that's a different story.
Voice: And in this laaaaabyrinth, where niiiight is blind, the Phaaaantom of the Opera is here inside my--
Mind: Hey, that was a G! And it sounded good! And I could do a half-step higher than that easily which means CADENZA TIME BABY!
Voice: *high A flat*
Voice: *high B flat*
Voice: *high C* (getting thin and shrieky now)
Voice: *high C*
Some fucktard out in the hallway: Hahaha. Your voice is thin and shrieky. I mock j00.
Voice: *squeak leading to early and completely inadvertent high E*
Glass: *shatter*
SFOITH: I repeat, HA.
Voice: *high E again*
SFOITH's eardrums: *shatter*
Me: HA to you.
THE SOPRANO NOTES OF DOOM TRIUMPH ONCE AGAIN!
Note: This is a fictionalized account of what happened. No glass or eardrums have been injured in the making of this entry, although if the fucktard in the hallway had laughed again I wouldn't be able to say the same for him.
Still rather embarrassed to be singing in my room though, especially ev0l soprano notes of doom that don't sound good in my voice. Especially with lack of proper warmup and all. But still--I sounded good an an A flat, yo. And didn't pinch too bad even though I knew there were people in the vicinity. Tis a step forward.
Now, Phantom of the Opera, that's a different story.
Voice: And in this laaaaabyrinth, where niiiight is blind, the Phaaaantom of the Opera is here inside my--
Mind: Hey, that was a G! And it sounded good! And I could do a half-step higher than that easily which means CADENZA TIME BABY!
Voice: *high A flat*
Voice: *high B flat*
Voice: *high C* (getting thin and shrieky now)
Voice: *high C*
Some fucktard out in the hallway: Hahaha. Your voice is thin and shrieky. I mock j00.
Voice: *squeak leading to early and completely inadvertent high E*
Glass: *shatter*
SFOITH: I repeat, HA.
Voice: *high E again*
SFOITH's eardrums: *shatter*
Me: HA to you.
THE SOPRANO NOTES OF DOOM TRIUMPH ONCE AGAIN!
Note: This is a fictionalized account of what happened. No glass or eardrums have been injured in the making of this entry, although if the fucktard in the hallway had laughed again I wouldn't be able to say the same for him.
Still rather embarrassed to be singing in my room though, especially ev0l soprano notes of doom that don't sound good in my voice. Especially with lack of proper warmup and all. But still--I sounded good an an A flat, yo. And didn't pinch too bad even though I knew there were people in the vicinity. Tis a step forward.

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