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tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-11-29 11:05 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-11-29 11:05 pm
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I am feeling... pyromaniacal. I have the insane urge to break out the old 'fire emerging from fist' and 'holding gas in your mouth and blowing it onto a lighter flame' tricks. Stupid, I know, but I have no newspaper, dryer lint, WD-40, Lysol, rubbing alcohol, vodka, hairspray, kerosene, petrol, etc. that could be used for something slightly larger-scale. Although I wish the drugstore in town sold tiny, five-dollar tanks of propane like the CVS back home used to; I never worked up the guts to actually fuck around with them, but they were oh.so.tempting. (For anyone who has never seen the phenomenon of toddler-sized propane tanks, I swear on all that's holy that I'm not making this up. I have no idea what purpose they served, except as temptation for the pyromaniacally inclined.)
My lighter fluid, Zippo, X-acto knife, and various other potentially dangerous items have mysteriously disappeared. I wonder if I packed them off to home as forbidden items at the start of term (stupid), or just lost them (more stupid).
That's it. First thing tomorrow I'm making a trip down to the hardware store. *cackle* I am also going to be attending one of the student bonfires, with plastic bags and other things that are fun to burn. And if you think plastic bags aren't fun to burn, you've obviously never seen droplets of colored, liquid flame falling into a bonfire as the bag simultaneously melts and burns.
It should be noticed that this post was made under the influence of about a half a tin of Penguin mints. No sanity was involved in the creation of this post. Not so much a 'sex, drugs, and rock and roll' thing as a 'fire, caffeine, and pointy objects' one. Because stupid Bic lighter tricks are on about the same level as sticking safety pins in your hand.
Right, signing OUT.
My lighter fluid, Zippo, X-acto knife, and various other potentially dangerous items have mysteriously disappeared. I wonder if I packed them off to home as forbidden items at the start of term (stupid), or just lost them (more stupid).
That's it. First thing tomorrow I'm making a trip down to the hardware store. *cackle* I am also going to be attending one of the student bonfires, with plastic bags and other things that are fun to burn. And if you think plastic bags aren't fun to burn, you've obviously never seen droplets of colored, liquid flame falling into a bonfire as the bag simultaneously melts and burns.
It should be noticed that this post was made under the influence of about a half a tin of Penguin mints. No sanity was involved in the creation of this post. Not so much a 'sex, drugs, and rock and roll' thing as a 'fire, caffeine, and pointy objects' one. Because stupid Bic lighter tricks are on about the same level as sticking safety pins in your hand.
Right, signing OUT.
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Dead, that's where.
I'm very tired.
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BTW the new Rammstein video is really sad. Have you seen it yet? ::sniffles::