HEE.

[tenlittlebullets]

So, in all my time on Amazon and ThinkGeek and Ebay, with all my online purchases, I had forgotten the reason every single other teenage boy on earth wants a debit card...

PORN!!

Connection to pr0n site established. Liftoff, we have liftoff. Repeat: Liftoff. Houston, justification for multiple exclamation marks has been found. BRING ON THE PORN!!!

Comments

[sugarsammy2004.livejournal.com]

I know what ya mean. I've been 18 for *counts* 13 days, and I haven't yet set foot in a strip club or a porn shop. I'm disappointed in myself.

I think I should get Tony and his friends to take me to a strip club. I'd rather see nekked women than nekked men any day.