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tenlittlebullets) wrote2005-08-30 12:05 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2005-08-30 12:05 pm
Huzzah for Teh Batshit and disturbing mental images!
For those of you who reaaaaally wish Nice Hair were updated more often, I bring you...
1. Neil Gaiman
2. Tim Burton
3. Johnny Depp
4. Andrew Eldritch
5. Robert Smith
6. Trent Reznor
7. Oscar Wilde
8. Ludwig van Beethoven
9. Peter Murphy
10. Ian Curtis
11. David Bowie
12. H.P. Lovecraft
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Trent Reznor/David Bowie--nope, although they did collaborate for that one song... hmmm... *strokes imaginary goatee*
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Andrew Eldritch--Physically, not really, although I like the leather-and-sunglasses deal. But his voice is absolute, pure sex, so that's all right.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lovecraft and Beethoven--that's a really scary, disturbing thought, you know. The child would probably have serious mental disturbances, both from genetics and from being raised by brooding, temperamental artists. Can you imagine the sort of bedtime stories the poor kid would be exposed to? "And then the Great Cthulhu rose from R'lyeh and ate the world, and he lived happily ever after."
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Peter Murphy--I don't think Bauhaus RPF exists, although now that I've said so it will undoubtedly pop into existence. Drat. I don't want to be responsible for such a thing.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Tim Burton and Trent Reznor--there would probably be some serious hallucinogens involved in that one, and that's all I'm going to say.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Robert Smith/Peter Murphy or Robert Smith/Ian Curtis--Bob/Ian! Their angst will eat the world!
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Oscar Wilde walks in on Tim Burton and H.P. Lovecraft--produce a painfully witty quip and/or join in. And while we're at it, Burton/Lovecraft is strangely, disturbingly appropriate.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Johnny Depp/Ian Curtis--Johnny gets slated to play Ian in a biographical movie about Joy Division, then starts getting haunted by Ian's ghost. Slash, somehow, ensues.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Neil Gaiman/Ludwig van Beethoven--No, not that I've ever seen. o_O.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Wilde/Lovecraft--first, that would have to involve some fudging of dates, y'know. Second, Lovecraft/Burton is my new OTP. And third, I'm crap at titles.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Andrew Eldritch and Neil Gaiman--*gigglefit* Um. Doktor Avalanche going on a homicidal rampage to the tune of Dominion/Mother Russia, vodka, and we're-about-to-die-so-we-might-as-well sex.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Oscar Wilde--undoubtedly, although the actual number depends on whether you mean slash involving Oscar Wilde (i.e. every biography of him ever written), or slash written by Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian gray counts, at least as pre-slash. *snerk*)
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Johnny Depp--I don't know, but if anyone on the list enjoys Johnny/Mary Sue smut, you're defriended as of now.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
David Bowie--probably. Not that I'm naming names or anything.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Tim Burton/Andrew Eldritch/Robert Smith--I really hope not, although I wouldn't put it past the author of Nice Hair to have them all get really drunk one night....
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ian Curtis--Like hell do I know, but if I wanted to be cruel I'd say it would probably be accompanied by a seizure. *runs for the hills*
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Beethoven--not sure. Get back to me on that one.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Neil Gaiman/Trent Reznor/H.P. Lovecraft--Bondage, thank you trent. Tentacle porn. And crack, of course.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Tim Burton and Ian Curtis--"What's an angsty guy like you doing in an afterlife like this?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Robert Smith--I haven't. Thank god.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Trent--the real secret is that (*gasp*) he likes good ol' vanilla once in a while.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
David Bowie/Peter Murphy--Oh sure, why not. A few drinks to loosen up, but nothing stumblingly drunk.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Johnny Depp/Oscar Wilde--They both switch off.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Neil Gaiman and Peter Murphy are in a happy relationship until Peter suddenly runs off with Andrew Eldritch. Neil, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with David Bowie and a brief unhappy affair with H.P. Lovecraft, then follows the wise advice of Mad Bob and finds true love with Johnny Depp." Title: The Unwholesome Effects of Mixing Crack, Acid, and Time Travel.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Oscar Wilde/Ludwig van Beethoven--ignoring time periods? Heeeeeeeee. <3
Dude. Tim Burton/H.P. Lovecraft is so totally my new OTP.
1. Neil Gaiman
2. Tim Burton
3. Johnny Depp
4. Andrew Eldritch
5. Robert Smith
6. Trent Reznor
7. Oscar Wilde
8. Ludwig van Beethoven
9. Peter Murphy
10. Ian Curtis
11. David Bowie
12. H.P. Lovecraft
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Trent Reznor/David Bowie--nope, although they did collaborate for that one song... hmmm... *strokes imaginary goatee*
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Andrew Eldritch--Physically, not really, although I like the leather-and-sunglasses deal. But his voice is absolute, pure sex, so that's all right.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lovecraft and Beethoven--that's a really scary, disturbing thought, you know. The child would probably have serious mental disturbances, both from genetics and from being raised by brooding, temperamental artists. Can you imagine the sort of bedtime stories the poor kid would be exposed to? "And then the Great Cthulhu rose from R'lyeh and ate the world, and he lived happily ever after."
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Peter Murphy--I don't think Bauhaus RPF exists, although now that I've said so it will undoubtedly pop into existence. Drat. I don't want to be responsible for such a thing.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Tim Burton and Trent Reznor--there would probably be some serious hallucinogens involved in that one, and that's all I'm going to say.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Robert Smith/Peter Murphy or Robert Smith/Ian Curtis--Bob/Ian! Their angst will eat the world!
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Oscar Wilde walks in on Tim Burton and H.P. Lovecraft--produce a painfully witty quip and/or join in. And while we're at it, Burton/Lovecraft is strangely, disturbingly appropriate.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Johnny Depp/Ian Curtis--Johnny gets slated to play Ian in a biographical movie about Joy Division, then starts getting haunted by Ian's ghost. Slash, somehow, ensues.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Neil Gaiman/Ludwig van Beethoven--No, not that I've ever seen. o_O.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Wilde/Lovecraft--first, that would have to involve some fudging of dates, y'know. Second, Lovecraft/Burton is my new OTP. And third, I'm crap at titles.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Andrew Eldritch and Neil Gaiman--*gigglefit* Um. Doktor Avalanche going on a homicidal rampage to the tune of Dominion/Mother Russia, vodka, and we're-about-to-die-so-we-might-as-well sex.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Oscar Wilde--undoubtedly, although the actual number depends on whether you mean slash involving Oscar Wilde (i.e. every biography of him ever written), or slash written by Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian gray counts, at least as pre-slash. *snerk*)
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Johnny Depp--I don't know, but if anyone on the list enjoys Johnny/Mary Sue smut, you're defriended as of now.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
David Bowie--probably. Not that I'm naming names or anything.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Tim Burton/Andrew Eldritch/Robert Smith--I really hope not, although I wouldn't put it past the author of Nice Hair to have them all get really drunk one night....
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ian Curtis--Like hell do I know, but if I wanted to be cruel I'd say it would probably be accompanied by a seizure. *runs for the hills*
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Beethoven--not sure. Get back to me on that one.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Neil Gaiman/Trent Reznor/H.P. Lovecraft--Bondage, thank you trent. Tentacle porn. And crack, of course.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Tim Burton and Ian Curtis--"What's an angsty guy like you doing in an afterlife like this?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Robert Smith--I haven't. Thank god.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Trent--the real secret is that (*gasp*) he likes good ol' vanilla once in a while.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
David Bowie/Peter Murphy--Oh sure, why not. A few drinks to loosen up, but nothing stumblingly drunk.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Johnny Depp/Oscar Wilde--They both switch off.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Neil Gaiman and Peter Murphy are in a happy relationship until Peter suddenly runs off with Andrew Eldritch. Neil, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with David Bowie and a brief unhappy affair with H.P. Lovecraft, then follows the wise advice of Mad Bob and finds true love with Johnny Depp." Title: The Unwholesome Effects of Mixing Crack, Acid, and Time Travel.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Oscar Wilde/Ludwig van Beethoven--ignoring time periods? Heeeeeeeee. <3
Dude. Tim Burton/H.P. Lovecraft is so totally my new OTP.
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BUT WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE NEIL GAIMAN!?
Oh, wait, right. He and Tim Burton were pod-raised clones. Better Lovecraft because EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW twincest!
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