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tenlittlebullets) wrote2005-09-04 01:34 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2005-09-04 01:34 pm
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Your nickname: Besides online aliases, I don't have one, except possibly "Demonic Mary Poppins"
Your sign: Capricorn
Your grade: Sophomore in college
Your age you act: I have the desire for self-sufficiency of a nineteen-year-old, the general unflappability of someone far older than myself, and the eating habits of a five-year-old
Your height: 5'3"
Your mind
Are you right-minded or left?: Left
Are you smart?: I suppose I could say I'm clever and well-informed, which is not necessarily the same thing as "smart" and most definitely not the same thing as "wise."
Do you understand what is being said and done without being s&d?: No.
Your body:
Are you tall for your age?: Me? I'm a short-ass and I always have been.
What's your hair colour?: PURPLE!
What colour are your eyes?: Blue
Are you flabby?: No, although my face is rounder than I'd like
Any piercings?: Eyebrow and two in each ear
Tattoos?: None
Facial probs?: My face is fat and the rest of me is skinny. It's annoying.
Acne?: Used to have it before I attacked it with acne scrubs. Now just the occasional zit and a lot of scarring.
Sex Life
Status?: Single
(Even if you're hooked) Still looking?: No, not anymore
Slut/ Stud?: No, although I don't mind casual sex
Sexual Pref?: ...get back to me when I'm not having an identity crisis, plzkthx
What are you genderwise?: See above
Do you accept homos and trans?: Yes, considering I am... sort of. See above. Argh.
How do they make you feel?: This question makes me feel like I'm being interrogated by a psychiatrist.
Would you ever become one/ why?: You can't "become" gay. Ferchrissake.
What turns you on?: Ears, necks, collarbones, and wit
Do you have a fetish?: Not really, no
Do you prefer kinky sex?: *laugh* Get back to me when I have a sex life. If I ever do.
Are you even a virgin?: *shifty look* Define "virgin."
Do others find you attractive? Why/ not?: I have no idea. I don't think anyone finds me repulsively ugly, though.
Do you find yourself making excuses why you were staring at the same sex?: Why bother making excuses?
Oral?: Never done it
Anal?: Never done it
Would you play dominatrix or submissive?: Now, is this a "would you?" question, or an either/or question?
Chains, whips, and other toys?: Perhaps *smirk*
*Intelligence*:
Repeat: Are you smart?: Repeat: Clever and well-informed != smart.
Do you enjoy riddles?: Yes
Mind games?: Brainteasers, yes. Passive-aggressive relationship mind games, no.
Do you like working out problems?: Sure
What is your best subject- Lunch or gym not included.: Music, and anything language related
Are you a quick learner?: Depends on what's being taught, but usually yes
Are you an avid reader?: Yes
What writings do you enjoy?: Anything I can get my hands on that's not chick lit
Arts
Do you like paintings?: They're pretty, but I've never devoted much thought to visual art
Are you good at painting?: No, but I'm an accomplished doodler
Calligraphy?: My handwriting is horrible enough as it is; I'd probably stab holes in the paper if you gave me a calligraphy pen
Do you think writing is a form of art?: Yes
Do you think dance is an art?: Yes, but it's one I will never be any good at
What do you feel is the most important aspect in art?: No idea
Do you believe to be an artist, you have to your work?: You have to what your work?
Do you consider yourself an artist?: Not really. If you count music, I consider myself an instrument.
What art do you think you're best at?: Singing, of course
What is your fave form of art?: Musiiiiiic, and writing
What inspires you the most to create art?: Discovering a new mode of expression, or a technical breakthrough
Athletics
Are you good at sports?: Ha! Ha ha ha! HahahaNO.
Why/ not?: I'm slow as shit, and I have the coordination of a one-legged robot with cerebral palsy
Do you like sports?: No
What is your favorite sport?: LiveJournal is a sport, right?
Why?: No comment
Do you like to sweat?: No. If I do any sort of physical activity for recreation, it's either in heavy air-conditioning or twelve feet of water. Or both.
How much sweat are you confortable with?: Depends on whether I get to take a shower afterwards
Do you think all the is important? IE, wrist bands, Nikes,etc: Hell no
Do you have leg muscles?: Doesn't everyone?
Arm muscles?: Well, judging by the fact that I can move my arms to place them in front of the keyboard to type--yes.
Are you ripped?: HahahaNO.
Are you trying to become more muscular or ?: Not really, although I might start doing crunches because my abs are laughable.
Do you like track or running?: No. It makes my inferiority complex go boom.
When you foul up a play, how do you feel?: "Serves them right for forcing me to play this stupid game."
When you perform a perfect play, how do you feel?: "How on earth did that happen?"
Labels
What's you ?: A generic humanoid carbon unit
Why do people see you as this?: As far as they can tell my outer appearance and DNA structure conform to that of Homo sapiens
Are you really that, or is it just the way you seem to be?: No, I'm actually from Mars. I've been sent here to save the world. *nod*
Did you earn your label from your looks?: I suppose my Earthling disguise has worked well so far, come to think of it
How do you feel about labels?: A useful classification system
How do you feel about labels, ie, goth, punk, outcast?: Your petty human social groups have no bearing on my greatness.
What label makes you nervous?: Error. Emotion "nervous" does not compute.
Scares you?: Error. Emotion "scared" does not compute.
Makes you feel at home?: I have no home, you insensitive clod.
Turns you on?: You've mistaken "Martian" for "computer" again, haven't you? I am not "turned on," booted up like a simple machine!
Makes you peeved?: Error. Emotion "peeved" does not compute.
Music
What music do you adore?: Teh gothrock, of course
Hate?: MTV-ified "gangsta rap" makes me want to throw things.
Name some bands/ aritists you like: Zee Sisters of Mercy, the Cure, Bauhaus, David Bowie, John Williams, KMFDM... I could go on, you know...
Write some lyrics you relate to: "I was wrong to ever doubt/I can get along without/I can love my fellow man/But I'm damned if I'll love yours"
Do you like them for their looks?: *thinks of Fat Bob* *sporfle* No.
Do you think there are posers who claim to love them?: Dahling, everyone has posers hanging on to them.
How do you feel about them?: The posers? I'm more disappointed that, having heard the music, they have to pretend to love it instead of falling head over heels for it.
When you listen to your fave music, how do you feel?: Like I've got my security blanket *cling!*
How do other people seem to feel about your music?: Reactions range from "Turn that shit OFF!" to "Hey, what is this? It sounds cool" to "ZOMG you like XXXXXXX? I love you forever!"
*People*:
Your friends can be described as: Nonexistent
Your family is, no doubt,: Insane
Your teachers are: Also insane, but mostly in a bad way
Your neighbors are all: Susceptible to the same insanity as the professors
Who can you count on to be there for you?: *laughs* My mother, and that's about it
Did your guardians treat you right?: Yep
Have you been backstabbed by a good friend?: Well, if they were a backstabber, they wouldn't be a good friend, would they?
Are your friends really friends?: What friends?
Are they loyal?: See above
The wackiest person you know: Sometimes I think I'm the only person I know
The meanest person you know: Doug. Fucking psychopath.
A real suck-up is: See if I know
You can't stand: Clingy people
You miss terribly: No one
The freakiest person you know is: And we come back to "Do I really know anyone except myself?"
How do others feel about your ?: My what?
Likes and Dislikes
You like/dislike when someone:: I like it when people leave me alone and/or communicate with me on my level. I dislike it when people refuse to get out of my face.
You like/dislike (Insert person\'s name): I like myself. I also dislike myself.
You like/dislike how people can be:: I like how people can be amusing. Dislike how they can be stupid and/or annoying.
You like/dislike when (Insert moment): Like it when I'm by myself, in a good mood, with a lot of money and a good place to spend it. Dislike when I'm thrust into large social functions and not allowed to escape.
Favorites
Drink?: Water
Moment?: No idea
Person?: No one
Band?: Sisters of Mercy
Song?: Sorry, I have about 10 million of them
Season?: Winter
Quote?: Also have about 10 million of them, but at the moment I like "Skill without imagination is called craftsmanship, and gives us such useful objects as wicker picnic baskets. Imagination without skill is called modern art."
Movie?: Also have way too many of them
Animal?: Cat
Number?: 42, 13, or 29
Weapon?: Knife
Food?: Greasy Chinese food, mmmmm.
Hobby?: Internet addiction
Store?: Various thrift stores, various computer stores
Radio Station?: The I'm In The Driver's Seat So I Control The Fucking Stereo station, AKA the All My CDs station
CD?: First and Last and Always
Website?: LiveJournal, of course
Eye colour?: Don't care
Past time?: Internet addiction, and reading
Emotion?: Absence of emotion
Colour?: That's a really stupid question. It's like asking someone what their favorite quadrilateral is, or their favorite irrational number. It's so arbitrary.
Shape?: See, I wrote the above response without scrolling down to this one. Which is also a really stupid question.
Cereal?: Cheerios. You bastard.
Smell?: Gingerbread cookies in the oven
Sight?: An open highway and a full gas tank
Taste?: Artificial cherry flavor. Mmmmm.
Feeling (physical)?: Orgasm. Duh.
Sound?: Music
Time of Day?: Evening
Day of the week?: Saturday
Month?: December and January
Holiday?: Tie between Christmas (presents!), Halloween (costumes! candy!), and Independence Day (blowing things up!)
What you HATE
People: Yes.
Music: Gangsta rap
Something that nags you: Eh?
When people: Drive slow in the left lane, take/use my stuff, won't stop talking to me...
When you see: People using "gay" as an insult
When you can't: Be by myself for extended periods of time
When you have to: Explain things to extremely stupid people
When no-body: will leave me alone
Incidentally and completely unrelatedly, Fields of the Nephilim is the only band I have ever disliked for the specific reason that they scare the living shit out of me.
Your sign: Capricorn
Your grade: Sophomore in college
Your age you act: I have the desire for self-sufficiency of a nineteen-year-old, the general unflappability of someone far older than myself, and the eating habits of a five-year-old
Your height: 5'3"
Your mind
Are you right-minded or left?: Left
Are you smart?: I suppose I could say I'm clever and well-informed, which is not necessarily the same thing as "smart" and most definitely not the same thing as "wise."
Do you understand what is being said and done without being s&d?: No.
Your body:
Are you tall for your age?: Me? I'm a short-ass and I always have been.
What's your hair colour?: PURPLE!
What colour are your eyes?: Blue
Are you flabby?: No, although my face is rounder than I'd like
Any piercings?: Eyebrow and two in each ear
Tattoos?: None
Facial probs?: My face is fat and the rest of me is skinny. It's annoying.
Acne?: Used to have it before I attacked it with acne scrubs. Now just the occasional zit and a lot of scarring.
Sex Life
Status?: Single
(Even if you're hooked) Still looking?: No, not anymore
Slut/ Stud?: No, although I don't mind casual sex
Sexual Pref?: ...get back to me when I'm not having an identity crisis, plzkthx
What are you genderwise?: See above
Do you accept homos and trans?: Yes, considering I am... sort of. See above. Argh.
How do they make you feel?: This question makes me feel like I'm being interrogated by a psychiatrist.
Would you ever become one/ why?: You can't "become" gay. Ferchrissake.
What turns you on?: Ears, necks, collarbones, and wit
Do you have a fetish?: Not really, no
Do you prefer kinky sex?: *laugh* Get back to me when I have a sex life. If I ever do.
Are you even a virgin?: *shifty look* Define "virgin."
Do others find you attractive? Why/ not?: I have no idea. I don't think anyone finds me repulsively ugly, though.
Do you find yourself making excuses why you were staring at the same sex?: Why bother making excuses?
Oral?: Never done it
Anal?: Never done it
Would you play dominatrix or submissive?: Now, is this a "would you?" question, or an either/or question?
Chains, whips, and other toys?: Perhaps *smirk*
*Intelligence*:
Repeat: Are you smart?: Repeat: Clever and well-informed != smart.
Do you enjoy riddles?: Yes
Mind games?: Brainteasers, yes. Passive-aggressive relationship mind games, no.
Do you like working out problems?: Sure
What is your best subject- Lunch or gym not included.: Music, and anything language related
Are you a quick learner?: Depends on what's being taught, but usually yes
Are you an avid reader?: Yes
What writings do you enjoy?: Anything I can get my hands on that's not chick lit
Arts
Do you like paintings?: They're pretty, but I've never devoted much thought to visual art
Are you good at painting?: No, but I'm an accomplished doodler
Calligraphy?: My handwriting is horrible enough as it is; I'd probably stab holes in the paper if you gave me a calligraphy pen
Do you think writing is a form of art?: Yes
Do you think dance is an art?: Yes, but it's one I will never be any good at
What do you feel is the most important aspect in art?: No idea
Do you believe to be an artist, you have to your work?: You have to what your work?
Do you consider yourself an artist?: Not really. If you count music, I consider myself an instrument.
What art do you think you're best at?: Singing, of course
What is your fave form of art?: Musiiiiiic, and writing
What inspires you the most to create art?: Discovering a new mode of expression, or a technical breakthrough
Athletics
Are you good at sports?: Ha! Ha ha ha! HahahaNO.
Why/ not?: I'm slow as shit, and I have the coordination of a one-legged robot with cerebral palsy
Do you like sports?: No
What is your favorite sport?: LiveJournal is a sport, right?
Why?: No comment
Do you like to sweat?: No. If I do any sort of physical activity for recreation, it's either in heavy air-conditioning or twelve feet of water. Or both.
How much sweat are you confortable with?: Depends on whether I get to take a shower afterwards
Do you think all the is important? IE, wrist bands, Nikes,etc: Hell no
Do you have leg muscles?: Doesn't everyone?
Arm muscles?: Well, judging by the fact that I can move my arms to place them in front of the keyboard to type--yes.
Are you ripped?: HahahaNO.
Are you trying to become more muscular or ?: Not really, although I might start doing crunches because my abs are laughable.
Do you like track or running?: No. It makes my inferiority complex go boom.
When you foul up a play, how do you feel?: "Serves them right for forcing me to play this stupid game."
When you perform a perfect play, how do you feel?: "How on earth did that happen?"
Labels
What's you ?: A generic humanoid carbon unit
Why do people see you as this?: As far as they can tell my outer appearance and DNA structure conform to that of Homo sapiens
Are you really that, or is it just the way you seem to be?: No, I'm actually from Mars. I've been sent here to save the world. *nod*
Did you earn your label from your looks?: I suppose my Earthling disguise has worked well so far, come to think of it
How do you feel about labels?: A useful classification system
How do you feel about labels, ie, goth, punk, outcast?: Your petty human social groups have no bearing on my greatness.
What label makes you nervous?: Error. Emotion "nervous" does not compute.
Scares you?: Error. Emotion "scared" does not compute.
Makes you feel at home?: I have no home, you insensitive clod.
Turns you on?: You've mistaken "Martian" for "computer" again, haven't you? I am not "turned on," booted up like a simple machine!
Makes you peeved?: Error. Emotion "peeved" does not compute.
Music
What music do you adore?: Teh gothrock, of course
Hate?: MTV-ified "gangsta rap" makes me want to throw things.
Name some bands/ aritists you like: Zee Sisters of Mercy, the Cure, Bauhaus, David Bowie, John Williams, KMFDM... I could go on, you know...
Write some lyrics you relate to: "I was wrong to ever doubt/I can get along without/I can love my fellow man/But I'm damned if I'll love yours"
Do you like them for their looks?: *thinks of Fat Bob* *sporfle* No.
Do you think there are posers who claim to love them?: Dahling, everyone has posers hanging on to them.
How do you feel about them?: The posers? I'm more disappointed that, having heard the music, they have to pretend to love it instead of falling head over heels for it.
When you listen to your fave music, how do you feel?: Like I've got my security blanket *cling!*
How do other people seem to feel about your music?: Reactions range from "Turn that shit OFF!" to "Hey, what is this? It sounds cool" to "ZOMG you like XXXXXXX? I love you forever!"
*People*:
Your friends can be described as: Nonexistent
Your family is, no doubt,: Insane
Your teachers are: Also insane, but mostly in a bad way
Your neighbors are all: Susceptible to the same insanity as the professors
Who can you count on to be there for you?: *laughs* My mother, and that's about it
Did your guardians treat you right?: Yep
Have you been backstabbed by a good friend?: Well, if they were a backstabber, they wouldn't be a good friend, would they?
Are your friends really friends?: What friends?
Are they loyal?: See above
The wackiest person you know: Sometimes I think I'm the only person I know
The meanest person you know: Doug. Fucking psychopath.
A real suck-up is: See if I know
You can't stand: Clingy people
You miss terribly: No one
The freakiest person you know is: And we come back to "Do I really know anyone except myself?"
How do others feel about your ?: My what?
Likes and Dislikes
You like/dislike when someone:: I like it when people leave me alone and/or communicate with me on my level. I dislike it when people refuse to get out of my face.
You like/dislike (Insert person\'s name): I like myself. I also dislike myself.
You like/dislike how people can be:: I like how people can be amusing. Dislike how they can be stupid and/or annoying.
You like/dislike when (Insert moment): Like it when I'm by myself, in a good mood, with a lot of money and a good place to spend it. Dislike when I'm thrust into large social functions and not allowed to escape.
Favorites
Drink?: Water
Moment?: No idea
Person?: No one
Band?: Sisters of Mercy
Song?: Sorry, I have about 10 million of them
Season?: Winter
Quote?: Also have about 10 million of them, but at the moment I like "Skill without imagination is called craftsmanship, and gives us such useful objects as wicker picnic baskets. Imagination without skill is called modern art."
Movie?: Also have way too many of them
Animal?: Cat
Number?: 42, 13, or 29
Weapon?: Knife
Food?: Greasy Chinese food, mmmmm.
Hobby?: Internet addiction
Store?: Various thrift stores, various computer stores
Radio Station?: The I'm In The Driver's Seat So I Control The Fucking Stereo station, AKA the All My CDs station
CD?: First and Last and Always
Website?: LiveJournal, of course
Eye colour?: Don't care
Past time?: Internet addiction, and reading
Emotion?: Absence of emotion
Colour?: That's a really stupid question. It's like asking someone what their favorite quadrilateral is, or their favorite irrational number. It's so arbitrary.
Shape?: See, I wrote the above response without scrolling down to this one. Which is also a really stupid question.
Cereal?: Cheerios. You bastard.
Smell?: Gingerbread cookies in the oven
Sight?: An open highway and a full gas tank
Taste?: Artificial cherry flavor. Mmmmm.
Feeling (physical)?: Orgasm. Duh.
Sound?: Music
Time of Day?: Evening
Day of the week?: Saturday
Month?: December and January
Holiday?: Tie between Christmas (presents!), Halloween (costumes! candy!), and Independence Day (blowing things up!)
What you HATE
People: Yes.
Music: Gangsta rap
Something that nags you: Eh?
When people: Drive slow in the left lane, take/use my stuff, won't stop talking to me...
When you see: People using "gay" as an insult
When you can't: Be by myself for extended periods of time
When you have to: Explain things to extremely stupid people
When no-body: will leave me alone
Incidentally and completely unrelatedly, Fields of the Nephilim is the only band I have ever disliked for the specific reason that they scare the living shit out of me.
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