A note to Mrs. My-3489024890-Coupons-Can't-Possibly-Be-Expired

[tenlittlebullets]

You at the register, listen to this: you are the one holding up a long line. You're on your own. You have no friends. Give up your Triple Betty Crocker $1 Off Coupons or die.

And that's all I have to say about work today.

In other news, OMGWTFWWJD homework. Also, OMGWTFUSSR break in two weeks thank god. As well as OMGWTFNAFTA teh hawt smut hath keeled me ded.

Comments

[ageoflight.livejournal.com]

You at the register, listen to this: you are the one holding up a long line. You're on your own. You have no friends. Give up your Triple Betty Crocker $1 Off Coupons or die.


This just killed me dead laughing.

[edda.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the world of work!

*hands you brochure and pitchfork*

[tyriangalley.livejournal.com]

....Is it strange that I was singing that in my head?

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

Not at all, because when Million Coupon Lady finally got all checked out, she said, "By the way, what are you humming? It sounds familiar."

...XD

[tyriangalley.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* You should have sung it to her.