tenlittlebullets: (Satan!)
Ten Little Chances to be Free ([personal profile] tenlittlebullets) wrote2005-10-20 08:58 pm
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Today was a really awesome day of work. And you know why?

Because Jesus came through my register.

I speak truth.

He used Mastercard.
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[identity profile] im-a-shark.livejournal.com 2005-10-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Did you say "Thank you Jesus. Have a lovely day." ??

[identity profile] 10littlebullets.livejournal.com 2005-10-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Naw, I didn't call him by name. Poor guy was wearing sunglasses and a hat, probably really tired of people walking up to him on the street asking him to kill all the faggots or burn the abortionists or what-have-you. But he used his discount card and his name came up, so I recognized him. =D

[identity profile] im-a-shark.livejournal.com 2005-10-21 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
You work at a grocery store, right?

Does Jesus prefer paper or plastic?

[identity profile] 10littlebullets.livejournal.com 2005-10-21 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus didn't ask for paper, so I gave him plastic. Store policy and all that.

[identity profile] coryrain.livejournal.com 2005-10-21 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahahaha! I'm so going to hell for laughing at that. And why am I awake? I have to get up at 5am! *laughs*

[identity profile] edda.livejournal.com 2005-10-22 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus saves! By shopping wisely and using coupons.
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