*throws things*

PAIN.

I had another ingrown toenail. I had surgery on said toenail today. The novocaine shots weren't as bad as I remembered, but I'd forgotten one small detail: novocaine makes me dizzy and sick to my stomach. Oh, and estrogen poisoning began today. I don't carry painkillers on me, and the only thing my mom had was Midol, which is acetaminophen, which doesn't work on me. So I was nauseous and crampy.

Cut to a little while post-surgery, I'm back in school, it's fifth period, and I have weight training. I'm still light-headed, but I've cut WT one time too often so I'm not going to risk Swink's wrath by going to lunch or sitting out. So what do I do? I zonk out doing dumbell flys and drop a twenty-pound fucking dumbell on my hip.

NOT FUN.

*throws things*

PAIN.

I had another ingrown toenail. I had surgery on said toenail today. The novocaine shots weren't as bad as I remembered, but I'd forgotten one small detail: novocaine makes me dizzy and sick to my stomach. Oh, and estrogen poisoning began today. I don't carry painkillers on me, and the only thing my mom had was Midol, which is acetaminophen, which doesn't work on me. So I was nauseous and crampy.

Cut to a little while post-surgery, I'm back in school, it's fifth period, and I have weight training. I'm still light-headed, but I've cut WT one time too often so I'm not going to risk Swink's wrath by going to lunch or sitting out. So what do I do? I zonk out doing dumbell flys and drop a twenty-pound fucking dumbell on my hip.

NOT FUN.

GIP!

Am I evil? Yes, I am evil.

Thanks to _redpanda_ for the hilarious icon. Am not a LotR fan, but I couldn't resist.

Bite me, offended fangirls.

GIP!

Am I evil? Yes, I am evil.

Thanks to _redpanda_ for the hilarious icon. Am not a LotR fan, but I couldn't resist.

Bite me, offended fangirls.

Gettin' into the spirit

Gakked from the comments on /.'s latest poll...

Things Not to Do While in the Theatre for RoTK

Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"
Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL NOT..... PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, "the Ring."
Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."
When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.
When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
Start an Orc sing-a-long.
Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

Gettin' into the spirit

Gakked from the comments on /.'s latest poll...

Things Not to Do While in the Theatre for RoTK

Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"
Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL NOT..... PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, "the Ring."
Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."
When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.
When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
Start an Orc sing-a-long.
Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"