God dammit, I hate this time of the month

Dear Body:

You are evil and need to die right now. The only reason for me not to eliminate you this very second is that scientists have not yet perfected the art of storing brains in jars, so to destroy you would mean the end of my existence. And while I may not be fond of the housing choices, I can't exactly move out at this juncture, so I'll just torment you with safety pins and razorblades until I'm old enough (and have enough money) to do some serious remodeling.

Crampily and irritably,
Your Owner & Resident

God dammit, I hate this time of the month

Dear Body:

You are evil and need to die right now. The only reason for me not to eliminate you this very second is that scientists have not yet perfected the art of storing brains in jars, so to destroy you would mean the end of my existence. And while I may not be fond of the housing choices, I can't exactly move out at this juncture, so I'll just torment you with safety pins and razorblades until I'm old enough (and have enough money) to do some serious remodeling.

Crampily and irritably,
Your Owner & Resident

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Feeling a bit better, largely due to painkillers, space heaters, and Top Sekrit Cramp Cures that are probably TMI. Have trimmed my friends-list a bit, partly because the situation with me waking up in the morning and having to skip?=75 was getting ridiculous, partly because I realized a lot of it was stuff I didn't read. Much as I'd love to have everyone from the Realm or PF.N friended, I don't know or talk to all of you regularly, and have no involvement (or interest, really) in some of your lives. No insult is intended by defriending, and I won't be insulted if any of you--including the people I still have friended--remove me from your lists. Well, unless I have you listed and you're friends only. Then I might complain, heh.

Anyway, I'm rambling. I suppose I just feel slightly guilty for having 30 more friend-ofs than friends now.

(no subject)

Feeling a bit better, largely due to painkillers, space heaters, and Top Sekrit Cramp Cures that are probably TMI. Have trimmed my friends-list a bit, partly because the situation with me waking up in the morning and having to skip?=75 was getting ridiculous, partly because I realized a lot of it was stuff I didn't read. Much as I'd love to have everyone from the Realm or PF.N friended, I don't know or talk to all of you regularly, and have no involvement (or interest, really) in some of your lives. No insult is intended by defriending, and I won't be insulted if any of you--including the people I still have friended--remove me from your lists. Well, unless I have you listed and you're friends only. Then I might complain, heh.

Anyway, I'm rambling. I suppose I just feel slightly guilty for having 30 more friend-ofs than friends now.