Simon's Rock: The Musical!

PROFESSOR: Now bring me student 56131. Your midterms are over and your break's begun. You know what that means.
STUDENT: Yes, it means I'm free.
PROFESSOR: NO! It means you get more free time to do your work. You are behind.
STUDENT: I missed one assignment!
PROFESSOR: It's worth half your grade!
STUDENT: I had too much to do...
My essay for sem was due that day
And I would have failed--
PROFESSOR: You will fail again, until you learn the meaning of a deadline!
STUDENT: I know the meaning of those sleepless nights a slave to my deadlines.
PROFESSOR: Five percent off because your paper sucked. The rest because by the deadline it wasn't done. Yes, 56131...

You guessed it. Break's officially started, classes are over, I can skip out of here whenever I like. The only problem is that over break, I have 50 pages of Nietzsche to read, another 50 pages of the sort of English history that involves long lists of kings to read, an eight-page research paper to write, an Arabic prayer to memorize, and 3894031289 response journals to catch up on. And only half of it's backed-up late work.

HOMEWORK OVER BREAK IS NOT COOL, YO.

Also, does Jolt give anyone else really weird dreams? Because I drank a lotlotlot of it the other night, fell asleep before it could kick in, and proceeded to have an extremely vivid dream about being buried alive. Not in the traumatic way, just in the really bizarre and almost lucid way where I knew someone was coming to dig me out but they must have been held up along the way because holy fuck my air's running out and god it's loud when I bang on the lid of the coffin shouldn't it be muffled?

...Yeah.

Simon's Rock: The Musical!

PROFESSOR: Now bring me student 56131. Your midterms are over and your break's begun. You know what that means.
STUDENT: Yes, it means I'm free.
PROFESSOR: NO! It means you get more free time to do your work. You are behind.
STUDENT: I missed one assignment!
PROFESSOR: It's worth half your grade!
STUDENT: I had too much to do...
My essay for sem was due that day
And I would have failed--
PROFESSOR: You will fail again, until you learn the meaning of a deadline!
STUDENT: I know the meaning of those sleepless nights a slave to my deadlines.
PROFESSOR: Five percent off because your paper sucked. The rest because by the deadline it wasn't done. Yes, 56131...

You guessed it. Break's officially started, classes are over, I can skip out of here whenever I like. The only problem is that over break, I have 50 pages of Nietzsche to read, another 50 pages of the sort of English history that involves long lists of kings to read, an eight-page research paper to write, an Arabic prayer to memorize, and 3894031289 response journals to catch up on. And only half of it's backed-up late work.

HOMEWORK OVER BREAK IS NOT COOL, YO.

Also, does Jolt give anyone else really weird dreams? Because I drank a lotlotlot of it the other night, fell asleep before it could kick in, and proceeded to have an extremely vivid dream about being buried alive. Not in the traumatic way, just in the really bizarre and almost lucid way where I knew someone was coming to dig me out but they must have been held up along the way because holy fuck my air's running out and god it's loud when I bang on the lid of the coffin shouldn't it be muffled?

...Yeah.