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Ten Little Chances to be Free ([personal profile] tenlittlebullets) wrote2005-11-19 09:56 pm

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Mrrrr. Break's begun. Am home after mostly uneventful seven-hour drive. Am very tired.

If anyone has recommendations for LM smut not easily found through the usual channels (ff.n, LMFFI, fb.n, Wasps' Nest), do link, because that would be a most lovely thing to wake up to. Hell, cute, fluffy slash works too, but pr0n is ideal. Mmmmm, Frenchboysmex. Would post a specific list of things I'd really like to see, but (a) beggars can't be choosers, and (b) I'd probably scare you all off anyway. You probably already know I'm a raging pervert, but some of the scenes chasing themselves around in my head could make Courfeyrac blush. *kicks back with a mental porno reel of gorgeous young Frenchmen and goes off to bed*

[identity profile] fish-bananas.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
The Mardi Gras series is posted on one or more of those channels, though, right...? Man, I think those are about it, since the majority of the LM cluster on Livejournal seem to be consisted of people who can't write about parts of the male anatomy without laughing or choking. XD

And nothing can make Courfeyrac blush -- actually, how about you write the scenes chasing each other in your head, and then we'll see if he'd blush? Tempt tempt. :D

[identity profile] 10littlebullets.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I was exposed to so much bad smut, with so many amusing euphemisms for genitalia, in my early teens, that plain ol' run-of-the-mill words like "cock" don't even make me snicker anymore. Not after the mightiness of phrases like "scrotum pole" and "throbbing spear of passion."

No, you're right, Courfeyrac's not blushing, he's sitting in a corner of my brain raising his eyebrows and saying, "You want me to do what to Enjolras?" And meanwhile Enjolras has run away to barricade off my id so it can stop supplying me with such material. XD

[identity profile] fish-bananas.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Guh, I love those bad euphemisms. XD 'Purple-helmeted Nazi of passion'. 'Cream-filled twinkie of love'. It's kinda really hard to take anything seriously when it's put like that. XDD

But he has a bad track record with barricades -- quick, write your smut before he has a chance to thwart you! >:D

As milady wishes. XD

[identity profile] 10littlebullets.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt "quick, write your smut" meant "scribble bad porn directly into the comment box before you have a chance to be mortified," but I come from a long tradition of commentsmut so here 'tis. Plz not to be laughing too hard at wildly-OOC!Enjolras.



"You want me to do what?"

Enjolras tried to turn away, his ears going red even as his face stayed deathly pale, but Courfeyrac caught his wrists and pulled him closer. "I didn't mean any offense," said Enjolras. "I shouldn't have assumed--but I heard rumors, and--"

"--and whatever they were, they were most likely true." Courfeyrac embraced him, though Enjolras just stood stiffly in his arms. "I wasn't offended, love, just a little surprised. You're the last person I'd have expected it of." He held him close, trying to comfort and coax the awkward tension from his friend's body, caressing his back gently, reaching up to run his fingers through the golden hair, leaning in to kiss him--

Enjolras turned away, and Courfeyrac's lips met only with the smooth skin of his jaw. "I'm not your love, Courfeyrac. No, don't kiss me. Ne me tutoyez pas. Just, if you're willing to go through with this--this madness--just help me with my clothes." His fingers shook as he fumbled with his buttons, so Courfeyrac took over. Unable to resist, he leaned down to kiss and nip at the freshly exposed neck and collarbones; Enjolras trembled and more than once jerked as if he wanted to pull away, but said nothing and after a few minutes even leaned cautiously into the touch. Half-naked now, shirt and coat and waistcoat littered on the floor behind him, he shivered under Courfeyrac's ministrations but remained silent, breathing shallowly but evenly, seeming not to notice the practiced tongue now teasing his ear, now seeking out sensitive spots on his neck, now running over a nipple. Courfeyrac's hands, ever busy, strayed for a moment over the smooth skin and fine hair at the small of his back, before setting to work on the buttons of his waistband. He finally pulled away, shoved Enjolras' trousers down around his knees, and looked down to inspect his results.

"For God's sake, if you weren't enjoying it, you could have told me," he said, raising his eyebrows at his less-than-enthusiastic response.

"Make me enjoy it, then," said Enjolras, actually blushing this time, eyes burning within his perfect mask of a face, "make me lose my self-control since I can't seem to do it on my own. And don't be gentle about--ohh." His breath hitched for the first time as Courfeyrac, who needed no further invitation, descended on him like a whirlwind.



...more? Or does my terrible, terrible writing have you cowering in a corner and/or giggling your ass off already?

Re: As milady wishes. XD

[identity profile] emnilived.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
TEASE!

[identity profile] fish-bananas.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
..................................................................................THIS IS WHY I HATE LATE COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS OMG. WHAT. THE. BLEEDING. HELL. BRILLIANT. HEY. I LOVE YOU. That -- just -- oh God. Enjolras can have a sex drive (perhaps) -- oh, that doesn't matter though, he doesn't seem OOC at all, and -- ...guh. GUH.