tenlittlebullets | (no subject)

Double post of d00000m!

I am not usually a fan of the quizling-type memes, and in fact don't like memes much at all (although I seem to fall prey to them often enough, as my recent entries will testify =P)...

...but this was funny because it was so true.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Enjolras!

Enjolras was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
There are more than two hundred different kinds of Enjolras!
Peanuts and Enjolras are beans!
Czar Paul I banished Enjolras to Siberia for marching out of step. (Bad Enjy.)
In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Enjolras!
It's bad luck for a flag to touch Enjolras.
Red Enjolras at night, shepherd's delight. Red Enjolras at morning, shepherd's warning! (...wtf?)
Enjolras is only six percent water.
Enjolras cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
If you put a drop of liquor on Enjolras, he will go mad and sting himself to death.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Javert!

The fingerprints of Javert are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!

The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Javert state'.

The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Javert as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!

Javert will often glow under UV light.

Javert can sleep for three and a half years.

Javert once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Javert.

Only twelve people have ever set foot on Javert!

Javert is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.

Javert has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

That explains a lot. XD

So I found you on metaquotes and I had to double-take -- OMG MY ICON -- :D it makes me happy to see people using 'em. And then I had to see your lj 'cause you had to be awesome to use that particular one ... so can I friend you? :D

Of course! =D *friends back*

You are offically insane. Not that I'm judging.

Ahahaha!

Red Enjolras at night, shepherd's delight. Red Enjolras at morning, shepherd's warning!

It's a folk-weather-telling... thing... "red sky at night, (shepherd's, sailor's) delight. Red sky at morning, shepherd's warning." Forecasts rain.

The fingerprints of Javert are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Javert state'.
The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Javert as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
Javert will often glow under UV light.
Javert can sleep for three and a half years.
Javert once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Javert.
Only twelve people have ever set foot on Javert!
Javert is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
Javert has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

I got that one too! I love the one about Iowa, and I'm sure that some strange believes that he caused the Northern Lights. Good, good site.

Unfortunately, I think the site only has one set of answers for every term. I've tried "Javert" about 10 times, and got the above answers every time. I think I shall try "Jean Valjean" now...

Fantine is hilarious, so be sure to try her. Again, though, the last one makes sense, so beware.

Oh, man. XD