Death, please.

[tenlittlebullets]

Currently sitting on the kitchen counter:

The ruins of what might, in another life, have been a cake.

A note reading thus:

"This is what happens when I try to cook.
Leave a check for ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my mailbox...

...or I'll try again."

Comments

[josiana.livejournal.com]

Eep. Er, at least nothing burned down?

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

Nope, not yet.

And hey, it might be lumpy and burnt at the edges and liquidy in the middle... but it still tastes like cake!

[josiana.livejournal.com]

I made muffins like that once. ^^;;

[ex-sweeneyto598.livejournal.com]

*pats back*

I think some people were just born with the talent to cook, unfortunately people like us have to suffer when we try.

Hopefully you'll get the hang of it soon.

[bluedraco4light.livejournal.com]

I'd like some of that cake. *sends $1000000*

[zachary-evans.livejournal.com]

I want some too! :0

.....*shot* XD