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tenlittlebullets) wrote2003-10-09 09:02 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2003-10-09 09:02 pm
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Was disconnected from Internet until I finished the damn English project. Got call from English teacher. What kind of a psycho teacher calls you over one stupid project?
I finished it though.
Mostly.
By the way, I'm in hormonal shit right now, so don't be surprised if I do the angst thing again. I'm thinking of seeking some sort of therapy because my right brain sort of spluttered and died a little while ago, and since then I've been exhibiting fewer characteristics of Asperger syndrome and more of full-blown autism. Anyway, my brother has a teacher whose father is a leading expert on AS, so I think I'll go to him for a formal diagnosis, because I haven't exactly had one [it's been sorta obvious though] and hopefully get some sort of treatment. Not medical, obviously, because there is none and I'd refuse it even if there was, but just a sort of 'Social Interaction 101' as my mother puts it. Hell, I'd be happy if I could just grasp the basics of male social interaction, without even trying to understand 'the game' all those ditzy girls play. My friend came up with a proof that those ditzy girls are evil:
1 Ditzy girls define their entire lives by shopping. If we let D represent these girls, it could thus be said that d = shopping.
2. There is a direct relationship between the amount of time you spend shopping and the amount of money you spend. Therefore, shopping = time * money.
3. Through substitution, d = time * money.
4. By old adage, we all know that time is money. Time = money.
5. Again through substitution, d = money * money, or money squared.
6. Money is the root of all evil.
7. To get evil as opposed to the root of evil, simply square both sides of the equation. Money squared = evil.
8. By one more substitution, we get d = evil.
I'm still searching for the proof that 2 = 1. I know it's out there.
I finished it though.
Mostly.
By the way, I'm in hormonal shit right now, so don't be surprised if I do the angst thing again. I'm thinking of seeking some sort of therapy because my right brain sort of spluttered and died a little while ago, and since then I've been exhibiting fewer characteristics of Asperger syndrome and more of full-blown autism. Anyway, my brother has a teacher whose father is a leading expert on AS, so I think I'll go to him for a formal diagnosis, because I haven't exactly had one [it's been sorta obvious though] and hopefully get some sort of treatment. Not medical, obviously, because there is none and I'd refuse it even if there was, but just a sort of 'Social Interaction 101' as my mother puts it. Hell, I'd be happy if I could just grasp the basics of male social interaction, without even trying to understand 'the game' all those ditzy girls play. My friend came up with a proof that those ditzy girls are evil:
1 Ditzy girls define their entire lives by shopping. If we let D represent these girls, it could thus be said that d = shopping.
2. There is a direct relationship between the amount of time you spend shopping and the amount of money you spend. Therefore, shopping = time * money.
3. Through substitution, d = time * money.
4. By old adage, we all know that time is money. Time = money.
5. Again through substitution, d = money * money, or money squared.
6. Money is the root of all evil.
7. To get evil as opposed to the root of evil, simply square both sides of the equation. Money squared = evil.
8. By one more substitution, we get d = evil.
I'm still searching for the proof that 2 = 1. I know it's out there.