Conversations with inanimate annoyances.

[tenlittlebullets]

Laundry: Oh look, power went out when the clothes were still damp in the dryer! Looks like you have ironing to do now too!
letitallgo: ...oh god, laundry, plz to go fuck yourself.
Laundry: You can't trick me into doing myself that easily, you know.

Uterus: RAR CRAMPS
Aleve: *doesn't work*
Uterus: RAR CRAMPS
Aleve: I eat your stomach!
letitallgo: You do it all because you're evil, don't you?
Uterus: AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREEEE! *tangoes*

Comments

[duck-killer.livejournal.com]

When your uterus quotes Voltaire, maybe you should .... I don't know, kill it?