Your regularly scheduled immature outburst.

[tenlittlebullets]

God DAMMIT Les Mis fandom, why are you dead? Why do you have practically no smut? Why do you have absolutely no recent smut? You have ten attractive and ambiguously homoerotic young Frenchmen with a Cause; why is nobody writing slash anymore?!

Hell with that, you have a fifteen hundred page canon loaded with minor characters, and you don't even have any gen fic above ff.net quality anymore. This is wrong.

Bitch bitch, whine whine. No, I haven't written anything in over half a year. Not that it matters; reading your own porn is only one step above jerking off.

Feh.

Comments

[danica-enjolras.livejournal.com]

I would offer to write you Frenchboy porn, but considering that a) I fail at smut and b) I think I may fail at Frenchboys, I can't.

But, yes, totally agreeing with you.

[josiana.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking of that. I've been trying to write something marginally interesting for a while, but it's not really the kind of thing I'm good at, and it mostly ends up being terrible crack fic anyway. And the porn I've attempted isn't even aff.net quality, so obviously no one wants to read that.

I can't fathom why people aren't doing more, though. Maybe they're busy?

[dark-schuldig.livejournal.com]

I only ever got partially through the book. If I finish I will write some smut.
...wait a year or so, that book is huge and I'm a slow reader, hahaha.

[strokemybow.livejournal.com]

I've been trying to write some JVJ/J pr0n (the only thing I'll write, mwaahhaa) but my pr0n-o-meter is set on 'try writing smut and fail'.

[fancyspinner.livejournal.com]

I could even settle for plot! (firm nod)

[strokemybow.livejournal.com]

Plot JVJ/J would be nice. *settles in her Thinking Chair (bed) and ponders a plot*

[fancyspinner.livejournal.com]

Well, I have a Combeferre/Grantairre story running through my head. It's set in the afterlife. It began as anEnjolras/ Grantairre story and ... didn't like it so morfed on me. I'm trying to see if I can make the thing into a manageable story. enjolras will get some time and loving as will all the boys. JVJ/J will even figure if it ever happens.

[coppertone.livejournal.com]

I've been trying to write Frenchboy -- not-exactly-porn-more-like-an-incredibly-silly-romantic-comedy-with-civil-unrest for ages, but I'm not sure that counts since it never gets done. :/

In the meantime, there's some adorably cute slash here and a little bit of unfinished but amazing crack!gen here?

[cosmicautumn.livejournal.com]

I remember when I was actually actively involved like...god, 7 years ago? I feel old. Anyway, the people who wrote that stuff were older than me. I bet they've moved on to having some sort of semblance of a real life. Which is why it's up to you to take the torch and run with it!

[duva.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It makes me sad, too.

Did you go see mr Welshman yet?

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

Yes I did and he is of the win, of course. I haven't heard anyone get that much applause for BHH since the national tour.

[duva.livejournal.com]

Oooh, are you going to write a review? And do they have Playbills with his face in them yet?

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

Yes and yes.

Later though, I'm dead tired right now. XD

[duva.livejournal.com]

Exciting!!

... I couldn't ask you to nick one for me, could I?

[evewithanapple.livejournal.com]

Er, probaby should've posted this on my fanfic journal. *does so*

Actually, I posted it on the other LJ because I have a bigger flist there. Also, why doesn't anyone want some Brick or Spring Awakening fics, dammit*? And why won't anyone write them?

*or Waking the Moon for that matter.