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tenlittlebullets) wrote2003-06-08 10:27 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2003-06-08 10:27 pm
ARGH I'M GOING CRAZY!
My science teacher. Is making us. Write a parody. About the carbon family. Of 'California Dreaming.' CALIFORNIA FUCKING DREAMING. I hate that song. With a passion. We didn't even pick it either--we were going to be blasphemous and parody The Star-Spangled Banner, but she wouldn't let us. So now I have to listen to it on loop and memorise the rewritten lyrics, because we have to perform it tomorrow. *spaz, gripe, whine, etc*
Oh, and I just got back from a two-day sailing course in Annapolis. Learned how to operate a two-engine powerboat. Had a moderately severe allergic reaction in an Asian restaurant because a tiny smidgen of peanut sauce got on my meat. Throat almost closed up before I took my Benadryl, got taken to the candy store afterwards to compensate. I'm such a kid at heart. *munches jellybeans* Oh, and two new books--on JavaScript and PHP. I can make a Page of Pointless Clicking! Mwahahahaha!
Sorry, stupid science project is rapidly destroying neural pathways. Excuse my while I babble like a cretin.
Oh, and I just got back from a two-day sailing course in Annapolis. Learned how to operate a two-engine powerboat. Had a moderately severe allergic reaction in an Asian restaurant because a tiny smidgen of peanut sauce got on my meat. Throat almost closed up before I took my Benadryl, got taken to the candy store afterwards to compensate. I'm such a kid at heart. *munches jellybeans* Oh, and two new books--on JavaScript and PHP. I can make a Page of Pointless Clicking! Mwahahahaha!
Sorry, stupid science project is rapidly destroying neural pathways. Excuse my while I babble like a cretin.
California Dreamin' -----ACK! Now I'm Screamin'!!!!
I'm also really glad that nothing bad happened to you at that Asian restaurant! Shit, allergic reactions are uber scary to me. . . .Good luck with the assignment!
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Your science teacher won't let you do a parody of the Star Spangled Banner? Why the hell not? I did one when I was 6th grade, and my then-teacher was fine with it...::shrugs::
Sailing in Annapolis? Whatever floats your boat...
::realizes pun::
::doesn't care::
I had to do that as a field trip- we went when it was 35 degrees and mixed hailing and raining. I didn't have the loveliest time. But this Sunday had gorgeous weather, so I spose that worked out.
::shivers:: I hate allergic reactions. They're petrifying. ::shudders::
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You're still human! BWUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That fucking sucks about the peanut thing. Blech.
How do song lyrics have anything to do with science? I mean, if you grasp the concept of the lesson but write a shitty song, what right does the teacher have in ticking off points? That really blows, man. Poo on THAT.
I have spoken.