*dies giggling*

[tenlittlebullets]

As many of you have probably noticed, Amazon has algorithms that go through the text of a book, pull out statistically improbable phrases (i.e. word combinations that don't occur often in the other books it has the text of), and list them on the book's page along with various tags and key words.

Well as it turns out, Amazon has the full text to The Romance of Lust and other masterpieces of gleeful, shameless, unapologetically urple Victorian porn. Needless to say, the list of key phrases could fill up six weepingcock posts all by itself:

Key Phrases - Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
standing pego, mutual gamahuche, delighted prick, pinky slit, double gamahuche, wildest lust, delicious sheath, charming little cunt, agonised delight, rosy orifice, longing cunt, delicious discharge, glorious prick, glorious backside, delicious orgies, double jouissance, delicious fucking, cunt pressures, glorious aunt, excited prick, delicious orgy, delicious cunt, fine prick, pouting cunt, excited clitoris

I am DYING here.

Comments

[just-marzipan.livejournal.com]

DELICIOUS ORGIES FOR ALL :D!

[metalspork13.livejournal.com]

"Delicious discharge" JESUS NO XD

[mmejavert.livejournal.com]

This author obviously likes the word delicious.

[srevans.livejournal.com]

Glorious aunt!

[reconditarmonia.livejournal.com]

I know right what.

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

It is exactly what you think.

*has actually read it oh god*

[brittlesmile.livejournal.com]

masterpieces of gleeful, shameless, unapologetically urple Victorian porn

And it's delicious.

[coloneldespard.livejournal.com]

Ah, erotic literature...nothing every changes. What a gloriousy delicious collection!

[ulkis.livejournal.com]

I think "glorious aunt" scares me the most. Also, I thought it was *users* who picked out the phrases, not amazon. It all makes sense now!

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

Having actually read the thing, I can say that "glorious aunt" is exactly what it seems like. What can you do, it's Victorian porn, everyone sleeps with everyone including family members. XD

[endofthewest.livejournal.com]

I think it's the use of "prick" here that's most hilarious, especially next to such stuffy, tally-ho words as "delighted." XD This is magnificent on every possible level.

[josiana.livejournal.com]

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.....Now I feel queasy. >_>