tenlittlebullets | (no subject)

My CPU is making threatening noises at me. I'm not particularly surprised, given I'm trying to run Opera, Kazaa Lite, Minesweeper, Trillian, Netscape Radio, LimeWire, and mIRC while simultaneously downloading six songs and a music video and attempting to get info on the IP of a mysterious HPRealm forums account using only Ping and Telnet on a computer with a 300MHz processor and 64Mb of RAM. With my luck the RAM will overflow into my disk space and my HD [which is only 2Gb or so] will start screaming at me too. *toys with idea of starting up DoomII out of pure sadism towards comp*

I hate old computers. I hate Windows. I want my fucking laptop to work again.