tenlittlebullets: (Satan!)
Ten Little Chances to be Free ([personal profile] tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-08-19 04:34 pm

Let's play Mad Libs!

Hello! This is a public service announcement from the leader of (country) Although I got into power by rather fishy means, I can assure you that it was all perfectly constitutional, even if some of the things I've done in office haven't been. I think that (same country) is the greatest nation in the world and, as the only one worthy of superpower status, we should take it upon ourselves to control the rest of the world--and after all, we need (noun) as well. I am absolutely appalled by what was brought on this country by (noun) , and although only a few (adjective) (plural noun) were responsible for it, I believe that (ethnic/religious minority) are all at fault and that they should be locked up in (location) , or similar places in a country like (country) where they can safely be tortured out of the view of the public. Pay no attention to the curtailing of civil liberties; it's for your own protection from the filthy (same minority) .

(NOTE: if your answers were, respectively, Germany, Germany, lebensraum, the Treaty of Versailles, heavy-handed, world leaders, Jews, Dachau, Poland, Jews--you are a traitor to the American cause and the FBI will be visiting you shortly. The ONLY correct answers are America, America, oil, September 11th, crazy, extremists, Arabs/Muslims, Guantanamo Bay, Iraq, Arabs/Muslims.)