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tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-10-19 05:30 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-10-19 05:30 pm
Behold, the powers of bullshit.
Hee hee. That paper I wrote in the wee hours of morning, those 4 1/2 pages of complete and utter bullshit? The one I thought would singlehandedly cause me to fail the class? Got an 87. The second-highest grade in the class, might I add, because my teacher is a bastard about grading.
Have managed to keep my online spending down to about $55 once I realized I could run loose with the debit card. Mind you, that's for two CDs, enough caffeine to keep me wired for months, various items of personal vanity, and about $10 shipping and handling.
If I died right now I would so go to hell... gluttony gluttony gluttony. Tofutti ice cream and spice cake mix right out of the bag. Baaaaad me. Of course, if God so wished, he could get me on a multitude of other sins... sloth, lust, blasphemy, and anger come to mind... but I'm feeling quite gluttonous right now. Later tonight I'll probably have myself some fries choked in salt and Old Bay, and perhaps a greasy hamburger...
My minifridge sucks though. Either I crank it up really high to make the freezer work properly and get half-ice-half water and the amazing frozen geyser o' Bawls in the fridge, or I give the stuff in the fridge a break and end up with melted ice cream. No fun.
Have managed to keep my online spending down to about $55 once I realized I could run loose with the debit card. Mind you, that's for two CDs, enough caffeine to keep me wired for months, various items of personal vanity, and about $10 shipping and handling.
If I died right now I would so go to hell... gluttony gluttony gluttony. Tofutti ice cream and spice cake mix right out of the bag. Baaaaad me. Of course, if God so wished, he could get me on a multitude of other sins... sloth, lust, blasphemy, and anger come to mind... but I'm feeling quite gluttonous right now. Later tonight I'll probably have myself some fries choked in salt and Old Bay, and perhaps a greasy hamburger...
My minifridge sucks though. Either I crank it up really high to make the freezer work properly and get half-ice-half water and the amazing frozen geyser o' Bawls in the fridge, or I give the stuff in the fridge a break and end up with melted ice cream. No fun.