tenlittlebullets | (no subject)

Do I just have a big neon sign over my head that says "I AM A POTENTIAL TERRORIST. SEARCH ME" or what? I get to the airport; everyone else checks their bags without a hitch, but I get dragged over to security and they keep my boarding pass until my fucking CHECKED BAGGAGE has been searched and deemed safe to travel. I get to the security checkpoint, comply with all directions, don't set off a single metal detector... and get pulled aside, interrogated, gone over with the wand, patted down, and all the while some lady is pawing through my bags. I was half-expecting a security guard to grab me when I got to the terminal and fucking strip-search me.

I so should have taken the train.

Yep. And now I'm back, and I have way too much homework that I'm currently trying not to think about. Adoption of the Uberman Sleep Schedule commences in one hour and twenty minutes, because I'm going to need all the extra wake time I can get.