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[tenlittlebullets]

So, in light of a recent metaquotes'd thread and my last post, I give you...

So, when I entered the scene, I was a Visigoth. No one paid attention to me, though, because they thought I wasn't a 'real' Visigoth, and I got so upset over being what essentially amounted to an Invisigoth that I started to get really mad and started to trash goth clubs. My career as a Vandal, however, was cut short by being arrested for it, and now I drown my sorrows in wine. I think I'm turning into a Burgundian.

How do you tell if the car behind you is driven by a goth?
Its horn goes 'ankh, ankh.'

What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet?
The Cisterns of Mercy.

How many goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Six--one to do it, five to scream "turn the light off!"
None, they just embrace the darkness.
I don't know, but I've seen them practicing while they dance.

What do you get when you give a goth an old DOS computer?
AUTOEXEC.BAT

After Ian Curtis died, he went to heaven and got shown around by the angel Gabriel. At the end of the tour, at the very pinnacle of heavenly glory, he saw Andrew Eldritch sitting on an enormous throne. "But," Ian said, "but I didn't think he was dead yet!" Gabriel says, "Oh, that's just God. Poor sod has delusions of grandeur--he only thinks he's Andrew."

How do you get a goth out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

Two goths are walking down the street. One of them says, "Hey, nice eyeliner." The other one says, "Holy shit, a talking goth!"

Cookies to anyone who's got one to add.