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tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-12-14 10:26 am
tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-12-14 10:26 am
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Annnnd my heart is going bambambambambam against my ribcage, my fingers are twitching, and my skin is tingling like the tendrils of plasma in one of those dome thingies.
Note to self: three caffeine pills in one night = six cups of coffee = BAD. Doing work on time instead of procrastinating all night on it = GOOD. Caffeine comedown six hours later = UNPLEASANT. Self, I'm confident that with these maxims we can work towards a healthy and productive future. Because that much caffeine after going cold turkey for weeks just ain't healthy.
Oh, and self? I don't care how bad your late-night/early-morning boredom gets. Trolling for Mary Sues on fanfiction.net just isn't a good idea. Because, just like caffeine, there's only so much of that shit you can take before things start to get unhealthy. And actually, Little Miss "I am Harry's Long-Lost Twin Sister, Voldemort's Daughter, Sirius's Niece, Snape's Adopted Daughter, Dumbledore's Sekrit Lover, Ron's Cousin's Best Friend, the Third Cousin Twice Removed of Blaise Zabini's Great-Aunt's Roomate, the amazing half-human, half-witch, half-veela, half-unicorn, half-vampyre, half-faerie, half-giant squid, half-Guatemalan farm-raised catfish (and yes, that makes me four times as much a being as you are!), straight from America, the one, the only, Mary Selenity Elvira Cymnayaera Serena Mystica Riddle Potter Snape Sue!" is probably far more damaging than a mere LD-50 of caffeine.
Note to self: three caffeine pills in one night = six cups of coffee = BAD. Doing work on time instead of procrastinating all night on it = GOOD. Caffeine comedown six hours later = UNPLEASANT. Self, I'm confident that with these maxims we can work towards a healthy and productive future. Because that much caffeine after going cold turkey for weeks just ain't healthy.
Oh, and self? I don't care how bad your late-night/early-morning boredom gets. Trolling for Mary Sues on fanfiction.net just isn't a good idea. Because, just like caffeine, there's only so much of that shit you can take before things start to get unhealthy. And actually, Little Miss "I am Harry's Long-Lost Twin Sister, Voldemort's Daughter, Sirius's Niece, Snape's Adopted Daughter, Dumbledore's Sekrit Lover, Ron's Cousin's Best Friend, the Third Cousin Twice Removed of Blaise Zabini's Great-Aunt's Roomate, the amazing half-human, half-witch, half-veela, half-unicorn, half-vampyre, half-faerie, half-giant squid, half-Guatemalan farm-raised catfish (and yes, that makes me four times as much a being as you are!), straight from America, the one, the only, Mary Selenity Elvira Cymnayaera Serena Mystica Riddle Potter Snape Sue!" is probably far more damaging than a mere LD-50 of caffeine.