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tenlittlebullets) wrote2005-08-29 07:59 pm
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Memeage. First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Okay, I admit I've seen the contents of the meme before I compiled the list of characters, so that might influence things a little bit. Don't remember which number goes where. Fear not, it'll still be strong with the batshit, just less eye-sporkingly squicky.
1. Tom Riddle
2. Dorian Gray
3. Crowley
4. Captain Jack Sparrow
5. Anakin Skywalker
6. Erik
7. Jareth
8. Hiro Protagonist
9. Darth Vader
10. Dream
11. Agent Smith
12. Lestat
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Erik/Smith? Deformity caused by a glitch in the Matrix, a scorpion to seal them together in fucked-up-ness and a grasshopper to blow Zion sky-high? Um.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Gay pirateness + Johnny Depp + eyeliner. Christ, what do you think?
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
The Metaverse would forever be populated by whiny, attention-seeking immortals with samurai swords, that's what.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Vader fics? I'm just dipping my toes in the SW fic world as of yet, but go check out![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
darthvaderblog. Anakin fics don't count, as I listed him as a separate character.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Erik and Dorian would make possibly the most dysfunctional couple known to mankind, given the whole "I am so emo about my ugly mug" and "I sold my soul for eternal youth and beauty" mixing up. But they'd have a really cool house.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Anakin/Dream or Anakin/Vader? Well, if Anakin and Dream were ever to meet, they'd probably be more likely to have a brooding match than anything else. But Anakin/Vader slash would be really, really cool. Seriously. Someone should write that.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Jareth walks in on Dorian and Lestat having sex? Either he'd join in straightaway or they'd notice the pants and tie him up and molest him anyway.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Crowley/Dream? Interesting intersection of Gaimanites there. I suppose it would be interesting to have a fic on Crowley's escapades in the Dreaming while he was asleep through most of the 19th century, and if that involves gratuitous pr0n too, I'm all for it.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Tom Riddle and... Hiro Protagonist? Uh. I'm not sure there's any such thing as Tom/anyone fluff.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Jareth/Lestat hurt/comfort? The mind boggles. Especially since I have a sneaking suspicion that rock-star!Lestat was sekritly based off David Bowie. Now THAT would be a crack fic for you.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
What other plot device than rum could possibly be used to get Jack Sparrow in the sack with anyone? Lots and lots of rum. And Tom probably makes off with the Black Pearl while Jack's in a drunken stupor.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Does Jareth slash even exist outside![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
desperatefans? XD In any case, I think ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
angelforlife, aka slashy!Jareth-mun, counts. Just possibly. Maybe. You know.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Does Crowley het even exist at all? I don't really think so, although if I nipped by the Pit of Voles I could probably find something and it would probably be spork-inducing.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Smith? Not anymore, I don't think. There was probably some fanart floating around when Reloaded and Revolutions came out though.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Dorian/Jack/Anakin. I don't know, but now that the possibility has been brought up there are probably some people who'd do it just for the sake of the hawt.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Nothing audible, most likely, but I imagine half the world would dream of sex for a week.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I'm not sure about a songfic, but I can totally imagine Hiro roaring up the highway on a motorbike with Dominion/Mother Russia blasting really, really loud. That's more Raven's thing though, I suppose.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Tom Riddle/Erik/Lestat. Well, bloodplay, most likely. Violence. Mind games. Possible non-con. o_O
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Dorian to Dream--oh, the cliches are way too obvious.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
That would be a lovely bit of Anakin/Obi-Wan smut byimadra_blue, this evening.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
I am so totally convinced that Erik is a closet necrophiliac, although I'm not even sure that qualifies as super-sekrit. ("And I kissed her, and she was as beautiful as a corpse!")
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Smith/Vader? That'd be wicked. Sure, it gets lonely being a massively powerful but ultimately inferior cybernetic being, you know.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
I imagine that several alternate universes would be utterly destroyed in the struggle, but Crowley would eventually end up on top. And that's not just because Jareth's the pretty one, either.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Tom Riddle and Darth Vader are in a happy relationship until Vader suddenly runs off with Jack Sparrow. Tom, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Agent Smith and a brief unhappy affair with Lestat, then follows the wise advice of Anakin and finds true love with Crowley." Title: Caramelized Crack on a Stick. Only DF people would be crazy enough to write this one, although I'd probably read it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Well, Jareth and Hiro are both in a sense the architects of alternate realities, and they both kick ass and take names... but I think my main reaction would be "OOSHINY."
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I am wearing black lipstick. This is possibly the only time in my life when I have worn black lipstick and not looked like a complete and total prat; instead, I look like a vague collision between Otakon and a deathrock concert.
...my Arabic homework must diiiiiiie.
And for those who didn't look behind the cut--Anakin/Vader slash. How awesome would that be?
Okay, I admit I've seen the contents of the meme before I compiled the list of characters, so that might influence things a little bit. Don't remember which number goes where. Fear not, it'll still be strong with the batshit, just less eye-sporkingly squicky.
1. Tom Riddle
2. Dorian Gray
3. Crowley
4. Captain Jack Sparrow
5. Anakin Skywalker
6. Erik
7. Jareth
8. Hiro Protagonist
9. Darth Vader
10. Dream
11. Agent Smith
12. Lestat
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Erik/Smith? Deformity caused by a glitch in the Matrix, a scorpion to seal them together in fucked-up-ness and a grasshopper to blow Zion sky-high? Um.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Gay pirateness + Johnny Depp + eyeliner. Christ, what do you think?
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
The Metaverse would forever be populated by whiny, attention-seeking immortals with samurai swords, that's what.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Vader fics? I'm just dipping my toes in the SW fic world as of yet, but go check out
darthvaderblog. Anakin fics don't count, as I listed him as a separate character.Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Erik and Dorian would make possibly the most dysfunctional couple known to mankind, given the whole "I am so emo about my ugly mug" and "I sold my soul for eternal youth and beauty" mixing up. But they'd have a really cool house.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Anakin/Dream or Anakin/Vader? Well, if Anakin and Dream were ever to meet, they'd probably be more likely to have a brooding match than anything else. But Anakin/Vader slash would be really, really cool. Seriously. Someone should write that.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Jareth walks in on Dorian and Lestat having sex? Either he'd join in straightaway or they'd notice the pants and tie him up and molest him anyway.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Crowley/Dream? Interesting intersection of Gaimanites there. I suppose it would be interesting to have a fic on Crowley's escapades in the Dreaming while he was asleep through most of the 19th century, and if that involves gratuitous pr0n too, I'm all for it.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Tom Riddle and... Hiro Protagonist? Uh. I'm not sure there's any such thing as Tom/anyone fluff.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Jareth/Lestat hurt/comfort? The mind boggles. Especially since I have a sneaking suspicion that rock-star!Lestat was sekritly based off David Bowie. Now THAT would be a crack fic for you.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
What other plot device than rum could possibly be used to get Jack Sparrow in the sack with anyone? Lots and lots of rum. And Tom probably makes off with the Black Pearl while Jack's in a drunken stupor.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Does Jareth slash even exist outside
desperatefans? XD In any case, I think angelforlife, aka slashy!Jareth-mun, counts. Just possibly. Maybe. You know.Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Does Crowley het even exist at all? I don't really think so, although if I nipped by the Pit of Voles I could probably find something and it would probably be spork-inducing.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Smith? Not anymore, I don't think. There was probably some fanart floating around when Reloaded and Revolutions came out though.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Dorian/Jack/Anakin. I don't know, but now that the possibility has been brought up there are probably some people who'd do it just for the sake of the hawt.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Nothing audible, most likely, but I imagine half the world would dream of sex for a week.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I'm not sure about a songfic, but I can totally imagine Hiro roaring up the highway on a motorbike with Dominion/Mother Russia blasting really, really loud. That's more Raven's thing though, I suppose.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Tom Riddle/Erik/Lestat. Well, bloodplay, most likely. Violence. Mind games. Possible non-con. o_O
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Dorian to Dream--oh, the cliches are way too obvious.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
That would be a lovely bit of Anakin/Obi-Wan smut by
imadra_blue, this evening.What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
I am so totally convinced that Erik is a closet necrophiliac, although I'm not even sure that qualifies as super-sekrit. ("And I kissed her, and she was as beautiful as a corpse!")
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Smith/Vader? That'd be wicked. Sure, it gets lonely being a massively powerful but ultimately inferior cybernetic being, you know.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
I imagine that several alternate universes would be utterly destroyed in the struggle, but Crowley would eventually end up on top. And that's not just because Jareth's the pretty one, either.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Tom Riddle and Darth Vader are in a happy relationship until Vader suddenly runs off with Jack Sparrow. Tom, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Agent Smith and a brief unhappy affair with Lestat, then follows the wise advice of Anakin and finds true love with Crowley." Title: Caramelized Crack on a Stick. Only DF people would be crazy enough to write this one, although I'd probably read it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Well, Jareth and Hiro are both in a sense the architects of alternate realities, and they both kick ass and take names... but I think my main reaction would be "OOSHINY."
--
I am wearing black lipstick. This is possibly the only time in my life when I have worn black lipstick and not looked like a complete and total prat; instead, I look like a vague collision between Otakon and a deathrock concert.
...my Arabic homework must diiiiiiie.
And for those who didn't look behind the cut--Anakin/Vader slash. How awesome would that be?