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[tenlittlebullets]

Double post of d00000m!

I am not usually a fan of the quizling-type memes, and in fact don't like memes much at all (although I seem to fall prey to them often enough, as my recent entries will testify =P)...

...but this was funny because it was so true.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Enjolras!

1. Enjolras was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
2. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Enjolras!
3. Peanuts and Enjolras are beans!
4. Czar Paul I banished Enjolras to Siberia for marching out of step. (Bad Enjy.)
5. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Enjolras!
6. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Enjolras.
7. Red Enjolras at night, shepherd's delight. Red Enjolras at morning, shepherd's warning! (...wtf?)
8. Enjolras is only six percent water.
9. Enjolras cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
10. If you put a drop of liquor on Enjolras, he will go mad and sting himself to death.

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