the "who are you and what have you done with Ann?" post.

[tenlittlebullets]

I've been having an unusually productive day today. To wit: took ten minutes out of my morning to dress up a bit, aced an Arabic test, went into town, called my mother, bought her a birthday present, went to K-mart in vague search of a table to put the sewing machine on, wound up buying mousetraps, cake mix, reading glasses, and some flowers to brighten up our rather dreary living space. Set the mousetraps, put the flowers in a vase, might do my laundry next or possibly clean up the living room or bake a cake. Silly K-mart didn't have any card tables, or for that matter any tables at all for less than $50. Where the fuck am I supposed to put the sewing machine then? It currently lives on top of my dresser, which is far too high up for me to use it. Hmph.

The reading glasses are teh sex. I got them at the dollar store and they help immensely in reading the itty bitty print in the annotated LM. Wheee. (Incidentally, I just opened up to a random page and the very first paragraph goes: J'ai soif. Mortels, je fais un rêve : que la tonne de Heidelberg ait une attaque d'apoplexie, et être de la douzaine de sangsues qu'on lui appliquera...)

Gee, I'm feeling domestic today. Ah well, got to get it all done sometime.