tenlittlebullets: (Cake or Death?)
Ten Little Chances to be Free ([personal profile] tenlittlebullets) wrote2006-02-11 09:30 pm

Death, please.

Currently sitting on the kitchen counter:

The ruins of what might, in another life, have been a cake.

A note reading thus:

"This is what happens when I try to cook.
Leave a check for ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my mailbox...

...or I'll try again."