Oscar Wilde/Dorothy Parker OMGplatonic!OTP.

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Yes, it's the return of the Late-Night Crack(TM). With much prodding and collaboration from mollisher, I give you the cast of Les Misérables performing South Park: The Movie.

Featuring!

• Gregoire Enjolras as Himself


• Marius as Stan, Cosette as Wendy ("A heart full of--*retch*")


• M. Gillenormand as Kyle's Mom


• Grantaire as Cartman ("Don't call me drunk, you fucking Jew!" "Enough, Winecask! Don't say the f-word!" "What, Jew?")


• Jean Valjean and Javert as Satan and Saddam Hussein (I know, but I didn't need the mental images in the original movie either)

Critics are raving about the stirring musical numbers, featuring such memorable lines as:

• "Blame montagnards! Blame montagnards! It seems that everything's gone wrong since revolution came along!"


• "What would Citoyen Saint-Just do if he were here today? He'd chop off a head or two, that's what Louis Saint-Just would do!"


• And, of course: "Though you die, La Résistance lives on!"

P.S. Every time you write pretty sparkly Eponine!Sue, an Enjolras loses his virginity. To a Marie-Suzette.

P.P.S. No I'm not drunk what are you talking about.