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tenlittlebullets) wrote2006-10-23 02:32 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2006-10-23 02:32 pm
Clearly, I should never be let near a kitchen again.
Okay. So my list of cooking accomplishments so far includes starting a small fire when trying to cook popcorn, baking a 'cake' that was scorched on the outside and still runny on the inside, almost giving myself salmonella poisoning on six different occasions, and producing more smoke than edible food while attempting to cook hamburgers. And today I have something else to add to the list!
...let's just say I didn't even know it was possible to burn tea.
Clearly I am not the highest-proof bottle in R's liquor cabinet. My guillotine blade could use a bit of sharpening. I, my friends, am a few revolutionaries short of an insurrection.
And I need some fucking caffeine.
...let's just say I didn't even know it was possible to burn tea.
Clearly I am not the highest-proof bottle in R's liquor cabinet. My guillotine blade could use a bit of sharpening. I, my friends, am a few revolutionaries short of an insurrection.
And I need some fucking caffeine.