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tenlittlebullets) wrote2007-04-17 02:02 am
tenlittlebullets) wrote2007-04-17 02:02 am
Conversations with inanimate annoyances.
Laundry: Oh look, power went out when the clothes were still damp in the dryer! Looks like you have ironing to do now too!
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letitallgo: ...oh god, laundry, plz to go fuck yourself.
Laundry: You can't trick me into doing myself that easily, you know.
Uterus: RAR CRAMPS
Aleve: *doesn't work*
Uterus: RAR CRAMPS
Aleve: I eat your stomach!
letitallgo: You do it all because you're evil, don't you?
Uterus: AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREEEE! *tangoes*
letitallgo: ...oh god, laundry, plz to go fuck yourself.Laundry: You can't trick me into doing myself that easily, you know.
Uterus: RAR CRAMPS
Aleve: *doesn't work*
Uterus: RAR CRAMPS
Aleve: I eat your stomach!
letitallgo: You do it all because you're evil, don't you?Uterus: AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREEEE! *tangoes*