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tenlittlebullets) wrote2008-09-24 10:35 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2008-09-24 10:35 pm
Typing with Epi-Pen jitters is hard dammit.
Dear ice-cream shop in town:
You have a non-dairy option. This suggests that you are hip to the jive of people with dietary restrictions. However, most non-dairy ice cream is made with soy, so, being the sensitive people that you are, if you choose to make yours out of almonds and cashews instead, it might be nice to HAVE A SIGN WARNING FOR NUTS that people can read from the other side of the counter.
Nut allergies? Not to be fucked with. I am going to go back tomorrow and have a little chat with management, and rest assured that if it doesn't produce results, I will know where to forward the bill for my lovely little visit to health services.
Anaphylactically yours,
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P.S. Epinephrine shots aren't cheap, you bastards.
You have a non-dairy option. This suggests that you are hip to the jive of people with dietary restrictions. However, most non-dairy ice cream is made with soy, so, being the sensitive people that you are, if you choose to make yours out of almonds and cashews instead, it might be nice to HAVE A SIGN WARNING FOR NUTS that people can read from the other side of the counter.
Nut allergies? Not to be fucked with. I am going to go back tomorrow and have a little chat with management, and rest assured that if it doesn't produce results, I will know where to forward the bill for my lovely little visit to health services.
Anaphylactically yours,
10littlebulletsP.S. Epinephrine shots aren't cheap, you bastards.