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tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-09-11 10:37 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-09-11 10:37 pm
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In which Gerard Butler looks like Orlando Bloom.
They'd better make the right half of his face look really fucking ugly to make up for that. As in, rotting flesh ugly.
untrained!child-voice!Christine... mullet!Raoul... pretty-boy!Erik... cheap-ass!historically-inaccurate!costumes... dubbed!Carlotta... double-D-cup!Meg... my hopes for this movie are quickly going down the toilet.
They'd better make the right half of his face look really fucking ugly to make up for that. As in, rotting flesh ugly.
untrained!child-voice!Christine... mullet!Raoul... pretty-boy!Erik... cheap-ass!historically-inaccurate!costumes... dubbed!Carlotta... double-D-cup!Meg... my hopes for this movie are quickly going down the toilet.