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tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-09-11 10:37 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-09-11 10:37 pm
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In which Gerard Butler looks like Orlando Bloom.
They'd better make the right half of his face look really fucking ugly to make up for that. As in, rotting flesh ugly.
untrained!child-voice!Christine... mullet!Raoul... pretty-boy!Erik... cheap-ass!historically-inaccurate!costumes... dubbed!Carlotta... double-D-cup!Meg... my hopes for this movie are quickly going down the toilet.
They'd better make the right half of his face look really fucking ugly to make up for that. As in, rotting flesh ugly.
untrained!child-voice!Christine... mullet!Raoul... pretty-boy!Erik... cheap-ass!historically-inaccurate!costumes... dubbed!Carlotta... double-D-cup!Meg... my hopes for this movie are quickly going down the toilet.
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I do not approve. You're right, he does look like Orlando Bloom. Erik is supposed to be, like, 50! 40 I could handle. I could even deal with mid-thirties. But like... he looks like I could date him and still be legal.
*bashes head against wall*
You're right... I'm really getting nervous about the movie. Gah.
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