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tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-09-15 07:18 pm
tenlittlebullets) wrote2004-09-15 07:18 pm
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*rips out uterus and throws it against the wall*
Ten. Fucking. Days. Early. Why, god, why? My friend and I went down to the health services building to try and get the Pill, Depo-Provera, ortestosterone any other fucking way of controlling this shit, but no, they close down at five. BAH.
It's times like these where I would jump through whatever hoops, go through whatever therapy, cut my fucking girlybits out with my own bare hands, just to get the goddamn hormones. Make me stop bleeding. Please.
Oh, and I am now convinced that women are, indeed, from a different planet. The real splooge doesn't hit till about halfway down, but when it does, it goes on for several pages and I shamelessly admit to taking part in (indeed, causing) the wankery.
Ten. Fucking. Days. Early. Why, god, why? My friend and I went down to the health services building to try and get the Pill, Depo-Provera, or
It's times like these where I would jump through whatever hoops, go through whatever therapy, cut my fucking girlybits out with my own bare hands, just to get the goddamn hormones. Make me stop bleeding. Please.
Oh, and I am now convinced that women are, indeed, from a different planet. The real splooge doesn't hit till about halfway down, but when it does, it goes on for several pages and I shamelessly admit to taking part in (indeed, causing) the wankery.