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[tenlittlebullets]

*rips out uterus and throws it against the wall*

Ten. Fucking. Days. Early. Why, god, why? My friend and I went down to the health services building to try and get the Pill, Depo-Provera, or testosterone any other fucking way of controlling this shit, but no, they close down at five. BAH.

It's times like these where I would jump through whatever hoops, go through whatever therapy, cut my fucking girlybits out with my own bare hands, just to get the goddamn hormones. Make me stop bleeding. Please.

Oh, and I am now convinced that women are, indeed, from a different planet. The real splooge doesn't hit till about halfway down, but when it does, it goes on for several pages and I shamelessly admit to taking part in (indeed, causing) the wankery.

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[sakari-nukpana.livejournal.com]

OH! I just got a prescription from my new GYN and I'm actually dying to start my period so I can try it out. It's supposed to help with the cramping and intense flow and stuff. (sorry if I squicked anyone out)

She also said to use Midol PMS, that it really works best. Do you take anything?

I requested a hysterectomy but she said no way I am too young. Bah. I was considering the pill and just skipping the placebo week to see if it really makes you not menstruate if you do that. If you get it try it and let me know! lol

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

Bah, my cramps eat Midol for breakfast and laugh in the face of Aleve. I've tried every OTC painkiller around.

I think if you skip placebo week enough times the lining builds up really thick, so when you actually do the placebos it comes out about ten times heavier than usual. Eurgh.

Hell, I'm a frickin' teenager and I want a hysto. Just take it the hell OUT of me.

[coryrain.livejournal.com]

There's a great community on livejournal just for womens health. It's called menstrualhut.

Try finding a doctor that will prescribe Aleese. That pill only lets you have your period four times a year.

Become a vegetarian, women who are true vegans have less severe periods and may stop having them all together.

Unfortuantly, it'll be nearly impossible to find a doctor who will remove your girlie parts. At least not until you're 35 or so. Silly doctors won't remove the reproductive parts of young women cause they don't want their asses getting sued when those women decide they want to have kids later.

[siomonkey.livejournal.com]

Ew, cramps. The bane of my existance. Well, along with my evil boss. *shudders*

As for that discussion... wow. That one girl just made me laugh, the way she got all insulted by your comments. Stupid people are one of the banes of my existance, too...