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I had a very strange dream last night. Not strange in that it was abstract or took weird leaps around, but that it didn't. At all. It had a distinct plot, characters, and setting, did not jump around at all, the people were normal, certain people reacted to certain things exactly as they would in real life, and weirdest of all, I looked and dressed almost exactly as I would in real life. It began with a plausible setup, became slightly implausible from there, and ended with a real-world situation that tied back into the beginning, and then I woke up. It was all strangely, eerily realistic, except for one slight, tiny little thing.

In this dream, I was a prostitute.

My subconscious needs to be beaten about the head with a baseball bat.

It's probably pretty obvious why I don't relate the plot in full, but aside from one or two logical inconsistencies (whorehouses don't generally advertise themselves as such outside of Nevada, for one, and most of the dream was oddly subdued and non-sexualized) the whole thing was weirdly coherent. Really odd.

(no subject)

I had a very strange dream last night. Not strange in that it was abstract or took weird leaps around, but that it didn't. At all. It had a distinct plot, characters, and setting, did not jump around at all, the people were normal, certain people reacted to certain things exactly as they would in real life, and weirdest of all, I looked and dressed almost exactly as I would in real life. It began with a plausible setup, became slightly implausible from there, and ended with a real-world situation that tied back into the beginning, and then I woke up. It was all strangely, eerily realistic, except for one slight, tiny little thing.

In this dream, I was a prostitute.

My subconscious needs to be beaten about the head with a baseball bat.

It's probably pretty obvious why I don't relate the plot in full, but aside from one or two logical inconsistencies (whorehouses don't generally advertise themselves as such outside of Nevada, for one, and most of the dream was oddly subdued and non-sexualized) the whole thing was weirdly coherent. Really odd.