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Dorm life is picking slimy clumps of other peoples' hair out of the drain so you can shower without being ankle-deep in scummy clogged water.

I need a fucking apartment.

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Dorm life is picking slimy clumps of other peoples' hair out of the drain so you can shower without being ankle-deep in scummy clogged water.

I need a fucking apartment.

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I'd so totally MST Bush's inauguration speech, but it's so totally already been done for me. Waaay better than I could've done.

Seriously. Go read that, now.

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I'd so totally MST Bush's inauguration speech, but it's so totally already been done for me. Waaay better than I could've done.

Seriously. Go read that, now.

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Oh wonderful. It's supposed to go down to -11 tonight and we're going to get a blizzard and another foot of snow over the weekend. Just lovely.

I'm going into town and getting some gloveliners, a hat, and a scarf. Because, dude. I'm from Washington DC. Our winter is 20-40 degree weather and intermittent sleet and freezing rain. We haven't seen more than a foot of snow on the ground since 1996. Zen of New England and all, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to dress up nice and warm.

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Oh wonderful. It's supposed to go down to -11 tonight and we're going to get a blizzard and another foot of snow over the weekend. Just lovely.

I'm going into town and getting some gloveliners, a hat, and a scarf. Because, dude. I'm from Washington DC. Our winter is 20-40 degree weather and intermittent sleet and freezing rain. We haven't seen more than a foot of snow on the ground since 1996. Zen of New England and all, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to dress up nice and warm.