But cold December dwelleth in her heart.

[tenlittlebullets]

I raised my eyebrows at LJ's handling of strikethrough07, but assumed it was a horribly abortive attempt to cover their asses and rolled my eyes at the great majority of the fandom outrage that continued after the explanation posts. Striketwo, however, is just plain shitty customer service, and any attempt to go into more detail about the many ways it is wrong on so many levels will go on for hours and hours. Some major wtfs, though, are SA's misrepresentation of the legal issues, the whole pro-ana asplosion, burr86 not having a private and non-corporate-affiliated journal for his mockity mock mock, the lack of reimbursement for permabanned paid users (which is illegal under 6A's precious California law), and--oh yeah--the contradictions, the waffling, LJ staff offering conflicting explanations of the TOS, 6A going back on their word without announcing anything, and the general total lack of transparency and epic fail at providing clear answers. The stupid is mind-boggling.

And really, the only thing it makes me want to do is intersperse your regularly scheduled photo posts with underage teenage frenchboy porn. After all, who here would object to a detailed recounting of Courfeyrac's loss of virginity? :D (Besides Warriors for Innocence, that is, but they don't count.) I'm sure he didn't wait until he was eighteen.

Should banination for underage frenchboy porn occur, my entire journal is backed up to greatestjournal under the username julyinhereyes.

Comments

[mhari.livejournal.com]

After all, who here would object to a detailed recounting of Courfeyrac's loss of virginity? :D

NOT ME.

[mmebahorel.livejournal.com]

I obviously wouldn't - I wrote the Babbington procuring girls for Courfeyrac drabble after all :)

(I admit I did lock the Coram Boy wet dreams porn as the sketchy definitions got sketchier. But dammit, it's lots of trouble to move. And not everyone on my flist is going to decamp just because of this crap, which would mean I'd have to actually bother with multiple journals and flists and aaaaaaaaah. How very American of me, a preference not to be inconvenienced just for the sake of some pesky civil rights that I didn't think I was using anyway. I suppose I should move. Or at least backup the porn at journalfen.)

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

I heard nothing of the Coram Boy wet dreams porn! Have you a link?

I'm keeping my butt on LJ unless fandom actually stops screaming itself blue long enough to decamp and move somewhere else. And I don't predict that happening until LJ starts enforcing its "policies" (if you can call anything that incoherent a policy) and suspending en masse instead of picking on a couple random examples. But all the same, backups are useful things.

And you can bet that if people do scatter to the four winds, the journaling equivalent of Trillian will pop up faster than you can say "Snape giving Harry a blowjob." XD

[mmebahorel.livejournal.com]

I've added you as a friend - anyone else who wants to read random porn that may or may not involve underage characters (does the Cosette lesbian porn count? It's in that journal, too.), add belinskya to your flist and I'll get around to adding you back. The other porn, however, will continue to remain freely available.

There are two Coram Boy pieces that I flocked:
1744 - a year after Alex bolted: http://belinskya.livejournal.com/31575.html
1748 - five years after Alex bolted, so technically the boys are grown, except Thomas' memories obviously stop when Alex is fourteen, so it's still potentially creepy: http://belinskya.livejournal.com/31929.html

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

Aah, thanks. :D

[mbs-bookworm.livejournal.com]

the journaling equivalent of Trillian will pop up faster than you can say "Snape giving Harry a blowjob." XD

It's called OpenID, I think...

[mmejavert.livejournal.com]

I hereby demand that any underage frenchboy pr0nz be posted at mmmfrenchboys XD

[josiana.livejournal.com]

Yes, they don't really appear to be capable of handling things calmly and intelligently.

However, frenchboy pr0n is always welcome. ^______^