tenlittlebullets: (ik þuk ufsneifa kalkjon)
I AM SO SICK OF SHIT HAPPENING TO MY FUCKING CAR.

First someone rear-ends me and dislodges the bumper when I'm parked.  Fine.  Got it fixed for free.  Then somone eggs my car.  Starting to get pissed off.  Manage to wash it all off before it becomes impossible.

But now someone scraped along the side, left gigantic scratches all along the passenger side, knocked the side mirror off, kicked the mirror into the bushes and didn't leave a note.

This shit is not cool.

If I ever find out who fucking did that I'm cutting off his balls, pickling them, and keeping them in a jar in my room as a trophy.  In the meantime, I'm calling the cops.
tenlittlebullets: (ik þuk ufsneifa kalkjon)
I AM SO SICK OF SHIT HAPPENING TO MY FUCKING CAR.

First someone rear-ends me and dislodges the bumper when I'm parked.  Fine.  Got it fixed for free.  Then somone eggs my car.  Starting to get pissed off.  Manage to wash it all off before it becomes impossible.

But now someone scraped along the side, left gigantic scratches all along the passenger side, knocked the side mirror off, kicked the mirror into the bushes and didn't leave a note.

This shit is not cool.

If I ever find out who fucking did that I'm cutting off his balls, pickling them, and keeping them in a jar in my room as a trophy.  In the meantime, I'm calling the cops.

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