You kids have no appreciation for the thrilling and dangerous adventures we undergo in the Resistance. Last night, in the dark of midnight, we were planting explosives in a Nazi compound when one of them went off at an inopportune time and it brought the SS down on our backs! We barely escaped with our lives. We evaded their searchlights and fled the scene, but decided to make a heroic run back into the compound to retrieve our supplies and complete the mission despite all threats to our life and liberty. Crawling under fences, navigating minefields, dodging searchlights, we returned to the place of our near-capture and planted our bombs on a train bound for Berlin. When France is free we'll be heroes! But there's no time for immodest pride. We're off to smuggle our Jewish brothers across the Channel. Ta.
(actually, they were fireworks and overweight Indiana cops, but it was still a daring escape.)
(actually, they were fireworks and overweight Indiana cops, but it was still a daring escape.)
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