I forgot how stupid some ebay listings can be. But in about ten minutes of random Miz-related searches, I found a CD labeled "Original London Cast recording (OBC)," a bunch of OBCs with their year listed as 1966, a 2000 miniseries listing claiming that John Malkovitch played Fantine, an 1887 edition of the book by someone named Victor Hugh, and an audiobook with this in its summary: "Jean Val Jean, Lucy, Cosette, all came from here."
What the shit.
What the shit.